MilkmanDan

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cthulu glares at you when you put nine items up in the express lane at the grocery store instead of the allowed eight.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He took the job in the first place.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We've secretly replaced Timmy Johnson's parents with several ravening, angry bears. Let's see if Pariah notices! NT: Ways Jerry Jones could have made the Cowboys' new stadium even more ridiculously ostentatious.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Hippopotamuses." NT: Ways the United States Government could be significantly improved by the addition of hippopotamuses.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bake pie for ninjas. NT: Ways pirates and ninjas can finally get along.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Like all Michael Bay's movies, the end credits. NT: Michael Bay and Uwe Boll are locked in a steel cage match. Who wins, and what is their finishing move to drop their opponent once and for all?

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Foxbat believes racism is wrong. Therefore, upon election, everybody will be painted chartreuse."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Eat at McDonald's, which is arguably worse.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What can we do to be kind, charitable, and actually helpful to people in need rather than bickering and infighting about personal agendas and whatever petty projects we want to push forward." What? Me, cynical, because my dad's a minister? Noooooooooooooooo. NT: Things a man should do after retiring from the ministry after 42 years.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's still trying to print a newspaper as a viable business model. NT: Ways newspapers can actually make money.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's considerably less damaging to you in the long run than actually killing off their players. NT: What would be a good RPG title that would describe your life (akin to Papers and Paychecks)?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, you have a pancreas, then."

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hero Games Brand Creatine! Build strength while building characters! Wait, did you mean another kind of supplement? NT: Things your average gamer can do to get more fit, not counting "eating right" or "exercise".

Re: The cranky thread The good news is the orthopedic surgeon who fixed my ankle last time doesn't think I screwed up my ankle ligaments, just sprained the joint somewhat. The bad news is he wants me to protect it for a while, so I'm stuck wearing my old air cast/walking boot thing, which is just so comfortable. Two weeks of this, then back to the doctor again for hopeful final confirmation that I didn't screw up my ability to walk for the next year and a half.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Use Your Fist: A Martial Arts Expansion"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I love Star Trek!" "But I love Star Wars!" "I love you anyways!" NT: How Star Wars scenes would have been different if Uwe Boll was directing.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Microsoft. NT: Things Pariah should do so he can afford to buy Microsoft.

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Re: The cranky thread Damn it damn it damn it. Had reconstructive surgery on my right ankle in May of 2007 to stitch back together several torn ankle ligaments. I'm to the point now I can actually walk barefoot again, but yesterday I'm walking out to the garage and I step down and one of my wife's shoes is there. I step wrong and wind up completely rolling my bad ankle to the outside hard enough that there's a bruise on the outside of my little toe. I sprained the crap out of the ankle, and I've spent the last 24 hours worrying that I might have actually screwed the thing up again. It's not swelling at all, but it just feels shaky and unstable. Having spent several years with very limited mobility and basically having to learn how to walk again, I really don't want to have to go through it all again. Crap.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat HERO 9th Edition. Steve Long has been very, very busy.