MilkmanDan
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Same as the other 999 pages, leading a rousing rendition of "The Girl From Ipanema" while doing the flamenco in combat boots with a troupe of exquisitely-attired mountain goats. NT: Things mountain goats should never wear, unless in emergencies.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You're a Cubs fan (he IS out of his mind).
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sneak up and give Biden a wedgie. NT: Saturday Night Live-related legislation Al Franken is likely to sponsor.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chocolate-covered geriatrics. NT: Fun ways to confuse your neighbor's grandparents.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Herpes.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer you RIGHT IN THE STINKING FACE! Wait, look! A hammer!" NT: Unusual ways to have fun with a hammer that do not involve hammering you right in the stinking face.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I told them, first U2, THEN the puppet show." NT: Reasons a puppet show would be more fun than a U2 show.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Who. With all the original members.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, I'm Wolverine, and if you don't stop drinking that godawful, bland pisswater brewed by major corporations, I will hunt you down and stab you in the stinking head." I'm with you, Woverine.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, I'm a Democrat." NT: I have a particularly unpatriotic form of pastry. What should I call it?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And your question is . . . what is an overrated indie rock band?" NT: Tonight begins my second session as a volunteer soccer coach for first-grade boys. What's a good way to utterly alienate them and keep them from wanting to play soccer ever again?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To wit, punish them severely. Or rep them, either works.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They were going to lay off all the animals at the farm exhibit but, like a bunch of sheep, they were cowed into ducking responsibility and, doggone it, they backed out. Really, the cost of those animals is chicken feed, but it really gets my goat. NT: Come up with the worst pun you can think of referencing Dwight David Eisenhower.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Really, the fact that multiple franchises have failed here shouldn't give anyone pause! Los Angeles is a great town for the NFL!" NT: The "Bengals" just isn't a good name for the Cincinnati franchise anymore. What should it be?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He shed hair all over my desk and it blocked up my CPU case fan; the bastard owes me a new PC.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lots of things making fun of Bilbo Baggins, always replacing the letter "b" with a "d".
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Two chicks at once, man NT: It's Friday night; what are Patrick and Spongebob doing this evening?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The NGD presidency. Hahaha! We all know he'll never get that!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She complains loudly at the lack of a support hose option amongst Victoria's Secret's raciest lingerie.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, Mom, Happy Mother's Day!" "Oh, Albert, it's so good of you to come." "I got you something! I hope you'll like it." "Oh, you shouldn't ha--what, Canada? Who would want that?"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hot dogs.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You got chocolate in my peanut butter!" "You got peanut butter in my chocolate! You bastard!" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, welcome to Pizza Hut, can I take your order?"