MilkmanDan
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm sorry, sir. No, I don't mean to call you a liar, but menus tend to be standard across franchises. I find it very unlikely that 'caucasian toddler' would be an option at the Domino's in your hometown."
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's using your social security number. Wait, what kind of alien did you mean?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Any NFL quarterback. "Oooh, there's a handoff in the backfield, and I don't mean that the running back got the ball!" NT: Fun results of lepers being professional athletes besides being able to make a cheap "handoff" joke.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Back to pigs. Seriously, there are going to be some seriously pissed-off pigs around, considering how many of their siblings I've eaten. NT: Particularly crazy signs that Brett Favre is, yet again, planning another comeback.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat William Henry Harrison. He'd die halfway through the appetizer course, meaning I could eat the rest of his food. NT: A new strain of swine flu has been discovered that gives pigs superpowers. How do we handle them?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Move it to Atlanta. Even if they win, people aren't going to show up. Worst. Sports city. Ever.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Having sex with his spouse, rather than a prostitute, teenager, or male meth dealer.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, do you want to find that Star Wars book, or would you rather ride the waterslide again?"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And we feel that, even with his off-the-field indiscretions, enough time has passed that we're glad to accept Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame!" "Yes, but isn't this the Hockey Hall of Fame?"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Attack them with steam-powered paraplegic scalding-hot garbage-chewing electric goats.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Nuclear-powered" and "quadriplegic monkey". NT: Things you have to fear from nuclear-powered quadriplegic monkeys.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm here to defend truth, justice, and incumbent president Jimmy Carter!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Wow, look at all these stray dogs! We're eatin' meat tonight!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anything brewed by Budweiser, Miller, or Coors.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Villain . . . I say thee NAY . . . borhood sale at your local Target has really god deals!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Seriously, have you seen the obesity rate of the American population? Do you have any idea what Alabama alone would do to your cholesterol level?" From everything I saw, Cobra Commander. NT: Cobra Commander has been fired. What's his new job?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Voyager NT: Ways Voyager could have been improved. Implications of violence or maiming of the crew are appreciated.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, I'm Ann Coulter, and I'd like to tell you about this heartless, communist, America-hating evil liberal bastard and why I'm so glad he's dead."
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Fear me! For I . . . am . . . Electro! Wait, why's everybody laughing?" "Go home, Max."
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Good food.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Distract him with an equivalent amount of platinum.