MilkmanDan
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Brett Favre. The wheelchair. NT: Ways you would perk up Barbara Gordon on the anniversary of the Joker paralyzing her.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Anyone the Republicans would actually nominate. NT: Why is one of my guitars' fretboards so dirty?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "No, no, no poison. Just my flute, I'll lead them away. Oh, and I just can't play quite so musically if I'm wearing pants, so I'm not putting any on." NT: Shocking revelations from Sonia Sotomayor's confirmation hearings.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hire someone smarter than a dog to do it. NT: Ways I should take care of the mouse I'm pretty sure I heard in the wall last night.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Official mascot for Minnesota Vikings fans from Wisconsin. NT: How should the city of Green Bay react when Brett Favre signs with the Vikings?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mutant seven-toed tree sloths. Tragically, the extra toes are their only mutation. NT: Other worthless animal mutations.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tiny motorboat-driving suicide bomber wombats. NT: Ways to rid the world of an army of evil wombats.
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Re: Yeah, I went there! "Velcome to Von Poopeneaten's German Restaurant!" NT: Ways you would improve the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The earth about six feet below a gravestone.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ladies and gentlemen, our next president, zombie Michael Jackson!"
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Re: Super hero one liners For Gravitar: "Oh, come on, baby, if you're going to crush me, at least use your thighs."
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Today, in a surprise move, the Iranian Revolutionary Council announced that, as his last act, Michael Jackson affirmed Ahmadinejad's victory as being correct and proper. In recognition of this, the Iranian National Anthem has been changed to 'Billie Jean'." NT: Other wacky things the Iranians will try to do to convince the world the election was legitimate.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, baby, wanna kick some dirt on the umpire?" NT: Ways the city of Los Angeles should pay for the Michael Jackson memorial.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Several hours of fornication with 1000 nude Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. NT: Thoroughly following the behavior and family-friendly rules of this board, think up a good euphemism for several hours of fornication with 1000 nude Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, I'm the force spirit of Billy Mays, and if you think Ginsu knives could cut through an aluminum can, have I got a new kitchen tool for you!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Shhhhh! I'm hunting wabbits! Fat, liberal, annoying wabbits named Michael Moore! Shhhhhh!"
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Re: Mercenary Supervillains It makes sense for anyone (A) not smart enough to be able to make detailed enough plans to outwit the authorities and ( smart enough to realize "A". Ripping ATMs off the wall would be small change. The opportunity to make a huge payday for one day's work would be more efficient.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Build a prairie dog habitat under center court; hope Venus steps into hole and breaks leg.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Alternate universe Evil Folger's Crystals.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We can only assume all of you sit around and just wish you were Americans, like every other day.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whichever NGDer makes the 15,000th "NGD Scenes from a Hat" post. I hear he's utterly awesome.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Accelerate and swerve, ensuring you get as many points as possible.