MilkmanDan
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make sweet, sweet love. Assumably in front of several hundred cameras. NT: It's been incredibly hot up in the Pacific Northwest. Who's to blame?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Luke . . . ksssshhhh . . . youdon'tunderstandthepower . . . ksssshhhh . . . of the dark . . . ksssshhhh . . . side . . ." NT: Brett Favre isn't coming to Minnesota! Give a good tinfoil hat-worthy explanation why.
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Re: Teen Hero Names
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Throw the corpse of Richard Nixon on the field during the seventh inning stretch.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It's time to interview little Richard Milhouse Nixon, if you know what I mean!" NT: Fun things to do with the corpse of Richard Nixon.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oh, you're here for GenCon? That doesn't start until NEXT week." NT: I spent last weekend entertaining one of my wife's oldest friends when she visited. This weekend, her brother and his family are visiting. Next weekend, her dad is visiting. How should I respond to this?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, I'm Paris Hilton, and--" "Next!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That night with the two midgets, the goat, the tub of lard, and the marching band.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Day 1: What have I done? I can't believe I got thrown in prison. Day 7: Movie tonight. 101 Dalmatians. That Cruella de Ville has style. Day 22: Really craving Korean food."
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sir, your audience with the pope begins in five minutes. Please put some pants on." NT: Creative ways to annoy the pope.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Orange, purple, and green. For anyone, really, has no connection to it being a uniform.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "How many kids do I have to adopt to top Angelina and Madonna? That many? Well . . . check my bank account. Can't I just buy Botswana or something?" NT: What is Michael Vick doing today now that he's a free man?
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 0.08% is considered drunk. 1.5%? Yeesh. "Sir, we're selling correspondence college courses. If you don't buy them, there's a good chance you'll wind up as a telemarketer at some point. Now, would you like two dozen classes, or three?" NT: Creative ways to get telemarketers to stop calling you.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You want me to do WHAT in a cup?"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Invade Iran under questionable pretenses. NT: Surprises at GenCon this year.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Does it ever bother you that you know 6E won't compare to the utter greatness of FATAL and HYBRID?"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He keeps rolling up your lawn in papers and trying to smoke it. NT: Things you shouldn't try to smoke.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Can't we go to Baghdad or Tehran or Kabul instead!" "Young lady, no more complaining. We're going to Cleveland, and that's that."
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Harry showing Ginny how well he can use his "wand". NT: Ways to make soccer more exciting for American audiences.