Michael Hopcroft
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Replace the answer sheets with Slightly Psychic Paper. NT: Unexpected uses for Slightly Psychic Paper.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did Gobbler the Giant Turkey cross the Interstate? A: No more duck jokes! Please!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The grades for tomorrow's exam were posted on the Internet yesterday.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So there's a marketing issue with "Diabetic Coma Flakes"? A: If it's any consolation, we didn't expect it to rain eggs either.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fully working time travel.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Be in orbit when it happens. As long as the oxygen holds out, you're safe.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know the Naval Procurement Officer is barking mad? A: I think this injury will stop you from playing basketball, at least for a while.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The third mouse on the left. He has everybody's cheese. NT: Subtle signs that the Board of Directors of your favorite large corporation is out of their collective minds.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've imported your multi-grain cereal? Why couldn't you buy domestic like everyone else? A: In the rest of the Universe, "Red" is camp.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Dr, Kildare, why are you cremating your patient? A: If it looks like a dog, walks like a dog, and barks like a dog -- it's a dog.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gilligan's Island. Now with Ninjas, because everything is better with Ninjas!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the playlist on Redundancy Radio Redundancy? A: This message brought and delivered to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: There's a monster in the basement! How did you make it? A: She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For some inexplicable reason, the entire universe is now a uniform shade of purple. NT: Subtle signs that the Cybermen no longer find your antics amusing.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like your new 300-pound cast-iron guitar? A: Bad animals! BAD animals!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Supercat, what's it like working with Ultradog? A: That's the plural of "mongoose".
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the villain's voice so high now? A: Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their parity.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The cluster bombs are getting really close to your window.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Name That Corpse: the contestants try to determine which celebrity panelist is dead. "Brought to you by Crispy Crunchies: eat Crispy Crunchies, and you too can be on our panel!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I though this was Seti Alpha SIX! I really did!"
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