Michael Hopcroft
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Re: Answers & Questions
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the villain's voice so high now? A: Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their parity.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The cluster bombs are getting really close to your window.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Name That Corpse: the contestants try to determine which celebrity panelist is dead. "Brought to you by Crispy Crunchies: eat Crispy Crunchies, and you too can be on our panel!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I though this was Seti Alpha SIX! I really did!"
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm fired from the Martial Arts movie? Why? A: If a tree falls in the forest, I make money.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Say, am I properly parked?" (The cop closes his eyes and moves his hands....) "Now you are." NT: More jobs in which Jedi Powers are very little help.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He offhandedly comments that Senators should know well enough to put their underwear on.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Tamas Vasary playing Chopin's "Nocturne in C MInor, Op. 48 No 1." I have the classical station on while I work on something.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And finds that for getting a bill through committee, Sight Beyond Sight is of no use whatsoever.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Conan, what is best in life?" "A majority in the Electoral College!"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Make yourself look the the Bratz! NT: Subtle signs that it's time for you to stop drinking.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Just close my eyes and think of the money."
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: We have to stop the Centipede-Mobile before Foxbat gets away! Can't we do something to the tires? A: And that is who Foxes the Foxbat.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's that rattle coming out of the Kremlin, and where did all these bodies come from? A: It is a proud and lonely thing to be a Stainless Steel Rat.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's My Fair Lady like you've never seen it before. Yup ! It's got Shootouts! And Explosions! And Gratuitous Nudity!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (munch munch munch) "My this grass is tasty. (munch munch munch) I wonder where all the rams got to? (munch munch munch) Oh well, here comes the shepherd. Time for my shearing.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: The giraffe cage is empty! What in the world happened? A: Until then I will wait. Until then I'll be strong.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean we can't keep our astronauts out of the British tabloids? A: And the tarts are selling stories of the Tories they have kissed.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Don't press the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button!"? You didn't tell me that, did you? A: Of course, you do know ducks were not designed to carry nuclear weapons.