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Michael Hopcroft

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call using an M-16 to kill mice? A: Size Constancy has never been our strong suit here on Monster Island.
  2. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where's that awful smell coming from -- your pocket? A: It's a snazzy little number I like to call "The Blueberry Pancake Express".
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excalibur can kill cockroaches? A: I think that reaction is somewhat excessive. Now put the planet back together.
  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi. I'm Merry Andrew.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get a mop. A really big mop.
  6. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bulletproof does not necessarily equal arrow-proof. NT: Problems you cannot solve with nuclear weapons, no matter how hard you try.
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's for lunch? A: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a bird AND a plane!
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So you didn't know about the Mime convention in town?
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should I upgrade to Microsoft Cat 2.2? A: We don't support Bob anymore.
  10. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Het zou een goed idee kunnen zijn de speld op deze handgranaat niet om te trekken -- te laat! A: This has caused more and deadlier wars than any other force in history.
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Nyah! Nyah! Bet you can't hnit Tokyo Tower from across the Pacific!" (Tokyo Tower is always getting destroyed in movies and TV shows, largely because many Japanese loathe the structure.)
  12. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Teach every single employee in the building how to play the Mouseophone. NT: More pointless things to do with a Monday afternoon.
  13. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Whizzo Fine Chocolates R&D Department. What, there's a marketing problem? A: That's as may be, it's still a frog.
  14. Re: Odd Swords -- Real or Fantasy? One word -- Goliath.
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: This Dell laptop costs two thousand dollars. Why do you say I should buy it? A: It's a boy, a girl, a puppy and several Orcs.
  16. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Extensions of our Hero Designer license periods. NT: Subtle signs that the IT guru at your office is out of her mind.
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Who's the strongest ally Wolverine will ever see? M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!"
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