Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Where's that awful smell coming from -- your pocket?
A: It's a snazzy little number I like to call "The Blueberry Pancake Express".
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
Bulletproof does not necessarily equal arrow-proof.
NT: Problems you cannot solve with nuclear weapons, no matter how hard you try.
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Het zou een goed idee kunnen zijn de speld op deze handgranaat niet om te trekken -- te laat!
A: This has caused more and deadlier wars than any other force in history.
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Nyah! Nyah! Bet you can't hnit Tokyo Tower from across the Pacific!"
(Tokyo Tower is always getting destroyed in movies and TV shows, largely because many Japanese loathe the structure.)
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
Teach every single employee in the building how to play the Mouseophone.
NT: More pointless things to do with a Monday afternoon.
Re: Answers & Questions
Q: This Dell laptop costs two thousand dollars. Why do you say I should buy it?
A: It's a boy, a girl, a puppy and several Orcs.