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Michael Hopcroft

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want to publish roleplaying games? A: Even an Orc would be able to tell this is a bad idea.
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In your garage with the Hummer. NT: Subtle signs that your local Hummer dealer is out of his mind.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why won't you fly Bureaucracy Airlines? A: We must have a rule for every contingency, even the impossible ones.
  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To get away from the snakes somebody smuggled into my apartment and left on my bed.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The protagonist of CSI: Crime Scene Investigations (the original, set in Las Vegas) played by Wolfgang Petersen (I think). He just left the series again, but there's no telling whether he may come back sometime. He's done it before.
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: This newspaper is from five years from now! Where did you get these stories? A: In space, nobody can hear you eat a bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce.
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Point me out to Macheath as a good target.
  8. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Wendy Carlos' adaptation of Bach's "Two-part Invention in D Minor" off the groundbreaking Switched-on Bach.
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you find everything so boring? A: You must admit that it's not going to be easy making this particular type of cake.
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I tried to post up on Blake Griffin, and look what happened.
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I swear, the ducks were just a misunderstanding! NT: Times when having a flock of mallards around would be, at best, inconvenient.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you the unhappiest bullet on the battlefield? A: I believe I can start with saying that you didn't make the connections safe enough. And that's why we're stuck in Limbo.
  13. Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell the writers on Doctor Who are getting desperate? A: It was not built for committees of five to steer.
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that my chocolate in your peanut butter? A: If you survive, it's only accidental.
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where and when did you lose it? A: "It" can be anything you want "It" to be.
  16. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't I promise that the full moon wouldn't do anything to me? A: I imagine you think blowing up that castle was funny.
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is my lampshade playing "Whip It"? A: This is why it's a bad idea to give gophers heavy artillery.
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Actually she came to a comical end, in a clown routine gone horribly, horribly wrong.
  19. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superman. "You eat?" NT: More subtle signs that you have superpowers but don't know it.
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