Michael Hopcroft
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Re: Answers & Questions
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey! I thought you were giving me a facial treatment! What gives? A: And this is why it's a bad idea to shave rabbits.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How Evil Charisma actually works.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Infest their dwellings with angry cockroaches. NT: Nasty things that angry cockroaches can do to you.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When they say it's raining cats and dogs, it really IS raining cats and dogs. And cattle.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Those inane songs he sings in the shower. NT: Subtle signs that your life is being clandestinely observed by Dark Powers Beyond Human Comprehension.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "How do you eat and excrete in that armor, anyway?"
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The showstopper number "Springtime for Zeno".
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the dog smoking? A: Because cats are too smart to mess around with cigars, that's why.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pierce Brosnan as, well, anybody.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: You hired the Pope to do your wedding? How much did that cost? A: In the meanwhile, you've got to keep on going to court.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean this RPG isn't selling? A: Just the thing for destroying Land Sharks.
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Re: What Have You Watched Recently? They're actually releasing old Hanna-Barbera superhero series on DVD? Without the snark of Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast and the like? I'm surprised.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? "Tunnel of Love" - Bruce Springsteen. That's what's playign on the music channel I'm listening to as I type this.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: The entire Universe wants me dead! I shouldn't let them kill me, should I? A: Right now I don't give a damn about the odds!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Fashion dolls come in Marsupial now? A: And thus another bloodhound slips off into the night.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you leave the elephant on the floor instead of putting it up on the shelf where I told you to? A: The world is getting smaller every day.
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Re: What Have You Watched Recently? On a World War II theme, I also saw John Ford's They Were Expendable over the weekend. It's the story of a valiant, doomed torpedo boat squadron during the first, lost battle for the Philippines. Pure propaganda, and without much of a sense of internal conflict, but entertaining as all get out and proof of John Wayne's uncanny ability to take over a movie.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what will we hear if Watchmen is good after all? A: And they will beg us to save them, and I will whisper "no".
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Re: What Have You Watched Recently? There is a great deal of sorrow in Wall-E. That the film is still humorous while understanding the scope of Mankind's tragic fate is its genius. I am really looking forward to Up....
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Assembling a bicycle should be easy. Why are you having so much trouble with the frame? A: Oh look! Rocks!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call the story of being hit by a car? A: The Ducks are simply not going to win.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'd like to thank the people who bribed the voters." NT: Subtle signs that a sporting event is fixed.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the ideal way to hit a Home Run? A: It just kept on carrying and carrying, and then it was gone.