Michael Hopcroft
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is responsible for that bird with eight legs? A: Excuse me, that's MY Senate Seat you're in.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your new bestseller is composed entirely of typographical errors! How did you manage that? A: Love, look away from me!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: OKay, I've swallowed Excalibur. Do you have any Pepto-Bismol? A: Here is your throat back. Thanks for the loan.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you see when you visit the State Hospital? A: Try to run, try to hide -- break on through to the other side!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Green is on special today. NT: The worst conceivable color for an office-suitable dress shirt or blouse.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My name got pulled out of the "Instant Fame" hat. Unfortunately, someone else got the "Instant Fortune".... NT: Things you do not want to be famous for (Difficulty: nothing criminal or sexual)
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Every time she opens her mouth she emits a destructive beam. Oddly enough, nobody seems to notice the difference. NT: Subtle signs that you've wasted your fifteen minutes of fame.
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Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Recently Lucky was given a new charm (the Hourglass) that enabled him to manipulate time. This is a rather frightening power for a leprechaun to have when you think about it.
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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your relationship to the perpetrator of this heinous act? A: This is not going to end well.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like adventuring,. Conan? A: To find out what that means, you'll have to study Indo-Aryan.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, we have a horse with a horn here! Did our summoning spell go wrong somehow? A: It's a Man's Life in the British Dental Association!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Invent a rocking chair-scooter combination device.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Greatest Hits of Slim Whitman. NT: Subtle signs that you may be too old to rock-and-roll but too young to die.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Posting to the forums. Where do you think?
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does it take so long to drive to Nowhere? A: Said he taught Cab Calloway, and on this night somehow I believe him.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Find the Control Room for the Earth and hit the "End of the World" button. Worked for Ko-Ko! NT: Subtle signs that the anchor of your local station's Storm Watch 2008 continuous coverage is out of his mind.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put your Viking helmet on, spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Heidie Ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get into the ring and vainly try to knock out Evander Holyfield. You did say Boxing day.... Cross the Delaware River to attack their garrison at Trenton, New Jersey.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Girl Genius the Motion Picture.
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