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Michael Hopcroft

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  1. Re: The Classic Justice League starting members on 350 points He's more than welcome to use my Lex Luthor from the Superman thread. let me know if you need the .hdc file.
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Foxbat Long Johns can withstand any co0ld! HAHAHAHAHA ACHOO! NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to have any fun at the Inauguration.
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Bring me some herring! Now!" NT: Not-Quite-But-Almost-Mad Science Projects.
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: We need to reboot the Universe! Who's going to preserve our reality? A: All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Listening to 70s-vintage Robin Williams on his iPod and knowing that nobody else knows what he's doing. (That was the era of such albums as Reality: what a Concept!, when Robin was doing frequently drug-inspired stream-of-consciousness comedy.)
  6. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because hockey players are tougher than just about anybody. NT: Subtle signs that your child's gym teacher is out of his mind.
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What words would you use to describe almost everything in the Universe? A: I will not buy this tobacconist. It is scratched.
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That anyone still bothers with them after the Pia Zadora fiasco of the 80s. NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to be getting a second hit single.
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does it take so long to assemble the Ancient Mirror of Ultimate Power? A: And the profanity went on for several more agonizing minutes.
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Will Carry Out My Master Plan 4 Food"
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q: From the homeowner's point of view, please interpret "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Bradbury. A: And we have a consensus: dogs do not make good Congressmen.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst part of being an elephant keeper? A: The hills are alive!
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Scooter Indy loses his scooter and must travel to the Ends of the Earth (or at least the nearest strip mall) to find it, not realizing he could simply buy a new one. NT: Unexpected things that are cheaper to replace than to repair.
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Built the evil Frankenpoodle to terrorize the neighborhood cats.
  15. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Britney Spears is Sister Justice, the Heroic Nun!
  16. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think Bowser plaaanted that bomb? A: All I have is this big bowl of Froot Loops.
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here you go, little kitties! Don't you want to meet Kaa, my pet python? KAA! STOP THAT!" NT: Ways to improve college football that nobody's thought of yet.
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Forg ala Peach, and/or Peach ala Frog
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who do you call when your cat runs away from home? A: And that, sir, is why crossbreeding rabbits with panthers and then attaching jet engines to them is a bad idea.
  20. Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Cold Shower: When cast on a person, it makes them uninterested in romance, if you know what I mean, for the next 12 hours or until it is dispelled. Probably best built as Mind Control and resisted by ECV.
  21. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Serve all twelve animals of the Chinese Zodiac buffet-style.
  22. Re: Answers & Questions Q: You put whoopee cushions on every seat at the table? Why? A: The part that begins with "N" and ends with "O".
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