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Mightybec

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  1. Mightybec
    Why didn't Asian bird markets clean up thier act after the SARS epidemic? These outbreaks can cripple an ecomony in a heartbeat.
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    It must be cold in the Fox News studio, since the weather lady is showing some serious nippage today.
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    Why do some people drink a cold cup of strife in the morning, and shower in the evening with self pity?
  4. Mightybec
    Willy Wonka is the king of sarcasm. I wish I was his bastard son.
  5. Mightybec
    Wow. She's got some serious horse teeth. No wonder it took so long to see her.
  6. Mightybec
    Kevin Smith should co-write and direct Star Wars Episode 7.
  7. Mightybec
    How could this happen?! I invited Sarah AND Jill to the prom. What am I going to do?!
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    Of all the houses in the neighborhood, why do the cats decide to have an orgy on my doorstep?
  9. Mightybec
    You think snow is bad? Try driving through fog so thick that you have to swim through it.
  10. Mightybec
    Sanity is all relative. So is my grandmother.
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    How many defenseless ants have I murdered in my lifetime?
  12. Mightybec
    I like to have fun. How about you?
  13. Mightybec
    Few things drive me into a fury of bloodlust and carnage more than G-dog cars with blaring "Boom-boom" music. There should be a hunting season just for putting a 7mm Mag round through the car's amplifier.
  14. Mightybec
    I'd like to mount a Browning M2 to the top of my car to shoot at those annoying street racer cars.
  15. Mightybec
    Who used to do the Quark threads?
  16. Mightybec
    Thong panties are uncomfortable.
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    If my grandfather knew how Fu#$ed up his children and a good portion of his grandchildren turned out, he probably would have castrated himself in high school.
  18. Mightybec
    Why is it that when you get into a fist fight on the streets, you go to jail, but if you get into a fight with other players in professional sports, you just get fined?
  19. Mightybec
    I laughed at my grandfather when he told me that sex tapers off when you get married. Guess who's laughing now.
  20. Mightybec
    Q: What do you get when MC hammer is hit by a steam roller? A: I thought you were on the pill.
  21. Mightybec
    If men are always wrong, and the fastest land animal is a cheeta, why does a lap dance cost me $20?
  22. Mightybec
    Is it just me, or do women come on to you more when you're taken then if you're single?
  23. Mightybec
    I can tie my shoes.
  24. Mightybec
    Do you think my wife would notice if I got another tattoo?
  25. Mightybec
    Why has my world been plauged with The Wiggles?
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