Mightybec
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I like being able to walk around barefoot at work.
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Damn, what the hell did I eat today? I'm sure glad I have a work area to myself.
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It must be hard for female superheroes to defeat the bad guys with super sized hooters attached to thier cheasts.
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They're selling Drizzt's swords just like they did the LotR weapons. $245 a piece is tempting, but I think I'll pass.
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Once you have a really good cup of tea, you'll never go back to lipton.
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Q: What angle do you need to tilt your head to see the hot model in the Absolut ad? A: Damn, that was depressing...
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A single action, which is quite harmless at the time, can have such powerful consequences.
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Don't bring up the Violent Femmes to anyone 27 and under. You'll get nowhere.
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Todays music, for the most part, sucks my furry little hamsters. What ever happened to all of that angry, energetic music made classic by Ministry, Metallica, Anthrax, Pantera and company? You know, stuff that made you want to put your head through a window for fun. Todays stuff is either straight from a recipe, or sound like tribute bands...
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I remembered my skeleton models, my knife, and some clippers, but I left the glue at home.
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Q: How does Bill Cosby spend his Sunday afternoons? A: I think it's a little dry...
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Q: You expect me to pay $100 for a crack whore? A: I didn't know it was loaded.
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Q: Got a sinus infection? Lemme see! A: That was the strangest thing I ever saw.
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Ten years is a long time. Things change. Deal with it.
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I have been told on occasion that there's a special place in hell for me. I hope it comes with room service and a pool.
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Has anyone here been to Duncan, Oaklahoma before?
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decisions, decisions...
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Q: What do you call a rapping midget, in a hydrogen cell car, on a piece of bread? A: Do us a favor and swallow a bullet.
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Q: What' s mightybec doing since he got out of the hospital? A: Four fried chickens and a coke.
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Q: How was Kara's backrub? A: I need a plane ticket, QUICK!
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Q: Billy's getting the napalm ready. A: I know. My head really hurts.
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The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, Roman nor an Empire.
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Was Jesus a Christian or a Jew?
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So, how much weight can a person lose in 17 hours without carving it out with a knife?
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Q: how would you describe your kidney stone? A: Twelve college cheerleaders, and a diet coke.