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Mightybec

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  1. Re: A Thread for Random Musings Kerry was only in 'Nam for four months? Can anyone verify or counter this?
  2. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this a boil on my tailbone? A: I'm sorry, but it's gonna have to come off.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Cher, you have been charged with dating a 3 year old construction worker. How do you plead? A: I think I'm gonna be sick...
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name a bad football team, a bad baseball team, and a bad fetish. A: It itches really bad, doc.
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do Hawaiian giants wat for breakfast? A: You really should shave that thing...
  6. Re: A Thread for Random Musings You can rate a posters posts now? Uh oh...
  7. Q: What does Rachel try to convince people who poke fun at bean counting? A: I think we need more lube.
  8. Q: Damn, it's chilly today. A: If you touch me, I'll scream!
  9. High school kids are interesting. I'm not sure that they're actually human though...
  10. Just checked out some of my old favorite comics today, and I just about tossed my cookies. What's up with all of this bad art lately? (JLA, Uncanny Xmen, ect...) and when did the nasty animae look infect the pages of Marvel? Is it too much to ask to have Jim Lee pencil all of the decent comics from now on?
  11. Q: Name two superhero movies that weren't what you expected from DC. A: Why, does it look infected to you?
  12. Q: Name a Madman, a Makeup man and a Mormon A: A condom and a shield
  13. Should we have a contest thread to make Steve Long a new Avatar?
  14. Q: If you had to live the rest of your life with Rosie ODonnel, what would you do? A: I failed my Horror check
  15. I've got a meeting with the vice principal tomorrow to talk about my TA position at the high school. Do they still allow adults to tazer unruly students?
  16. Why is it that every time I see a commercial for the latest "Sci Fi origional picture", it involves a group of pretty people, hunting some kind of monster, IN THE SAME UNDERGROUND COMPLEX! Buy a new set and script people...
  17. Ahhh to be 20 again. Money in my pocket that I can spend as I like. Weekends of fun or lazyness. No compromise, no guilt.
  18. Q: What did you see when Mightybec was born? A: A baseball bat and a bucket of lard
  19. Q: What did mightybec wear in his one and only adult film? A: Peas and carrots
  20. Q: What did Mightybec have to overcome his senior year? A: A box of Kleenex and an hour alone.
  21. Cool! I just got notfied of a TA position that opened for me at the High School. Time to see if I can tolerate teenagers.
  22. It's not that hard ladies. To make a man happy, all he needs is sex, steak, and sports.
  23. Q: Isn' that a copy of the Dr Seuss version of the Bible? A: Four fried chickens and a coke.
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