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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Movie costume designers ask if they can look through your closet to get an idea what people wore 'back then' for a period-piece movie they are making. NT: Lines you won't hear from the the director of a Steven Seagal movie.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I call this "The Elaine."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Like a conehead doing the vacuuming. Only with beer.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I know it's not my plact, but to get back on track: NT:The REAL reason Dr. Destroyer is as evil as he is

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And now, to help remember our brave troops serving in Iraq, we bring you new Sand Ice Cream!! NT: Signs the TV news anchorperson doesn't care about the job anymore.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Welcome to Herodom. Entry fee is a gold Long. NT:Phrase least likely to be used during the election of the new Pope. (Difficulty: No references to sex or sex abuse)

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wait a minute. I though Jimmy Hoffa was buried in New Jersy.....

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ren was only #2. It's the third response that lists the new topic.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Help! Karl Rove has been putting something in my food so he could control my mind! But now I'm free! I didin't want to do those things. Please forgive me!!" BLAM! DIck Cheney: "I'm in charge now. All your bases are belong to us!" NT: Names you don't want your significant other to call out by mistake while you two are making love. (Difficulty: No reference to Mightybec)

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "A giant robot of Lost in Space's robot? That's doesn't even make sense. Though he is nice enough to tell us we're all in danger." NT: Bad ways for your significant other to hint that maybe you should be tested for an STD.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Let me tell you about the night your momma was conceived. It started out with a bottle of Jack Daniels and your grandma in a negligee....... NT: Things you don't want to hear your accountant say around tax time

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I havent't liked Bruce Willis ever since he made that snuff porno. You know, 'Die Hard.'

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because random rolling for superpowers is so 80's, HERO!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, does anyone want to talk about religion or politics? I like rational discussions on these topics, and I hope you all do to!" NT: What any of the Superfriends thought after reading their write-up and rating at Seanbaby.com.

Re: IHA Help OMG! How could I have forgotten about them! They can go anywhere (until they lose their skiin). Fun for the whole family. Rep for you when I can rep again!

Re: Two that make one There have been some examples of this in comics before. But there are several different types. Firestorm (DC): IIRC, two people merge to form one super, with one personality retaining primary control of the body, but able to communicate with the other personality Psi-Force (Marvel New Universe): Multiple characters with powers of their own, unite their powers to summon a more powerful being (The Psihawk) that can use all their powers. They all had to touch a special medallion at the same time to summon the Psihawk. I believe the kids stayed conscious while the Psihawk was around, and could still use their own powers. The Psihawk had a personality of his own, and was not under the control of the kids. Captain Planet (?): IIRC, had some normal kids with magic rings that, when used together, allowed them to summon Captain Planet. Once summoned, Captain Planet operated independently from the kids, who I believe could use the rings powers on their own also. See Psi-Force above. Babe (Dark Horse): A John Byrne creation. The limited series starts out with an amnesiac woman with super strength, durabilty, etc. It is later discovered that she is actually five different women who were absorbed into the Babe form, and that Babe was powerful because she basically had 5 times human strength, durability, etc. When it was discovered where Babe came from, the women went their separate ways. However, there was a teaser at the end of the second limited series that in time of trouble, the women could be summoned from wherever they were to be absorbed back into the Babe persona. It appears their disappearance and summons was done without notice to or the consent of the women. They were just "taken" from wherever they were. I can't think of an example of the one you described, though. Sorry about that. Hope these can jumpstart something.

Re: Where do superpowers come from?

Re: Dr. Kirby Loo Well, now comes the obvious question: Did anyone ever stat him out? And if not, what do YOU think he should look like?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Godzilla is such a wimp. King Kong could kick his ass!! NT: Wendy and Marvin's final remarks to the SuperFriends when they found out they had been replaced by the Wonder Twins

Re: Hitler in a jar As big a control-freak megalomaniac that Hitler was, I would hate to be in one of these council meetings. Can you imagine if these guys ever got into a heated disagreement?

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, look, all the computers came with retractable cup-holders!"

Re: Hitler in a jar There was a B-movie about this, They Saved Hitler's Brain. With any brain-in-a-jar, to make them viable characters, you will either have to (a) implant them into a suitable body, or ( turn them into an evil mastermind. I think part (a) has been handled pretty well in the previous posts. Part ( would basically require that the brain have a form of communication with the outside world, and a cadre of people loyal to doing whatever the brain suggested. These could be scientists working on genetic manipulation, scientists continuing with the depraved medical experiments of the Third Reich, or scientists involved in creating a body to implant the brain in (or all three, depending on resources). These could be loyal Nazi's willing to wait until the time is right to bring about the return of their glorious leader, or even new agents that don't realize the person giving them orders is just a puppet for the real Hitler. I did like the idea of what if they cloned the brain. Where are the others, and why was this one not used?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Liberals vs. Conservatives - When it comes to politics, who is right? NT:Notes from your childs teacher that you don't want to receive

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And this, kids, is the bedroom at the Neverland Ranch! Why don't we change into our pj's for some fun! NT: Worst excuses for why you can't come in to work