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    Rage reacted in Storn's Art & Characters thread.   
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    As they would say on FIREFLY ... Shiney!
     
    PDS
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    Rage got a reaction from Mightybec in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    I'd like to blow her conch.
     
    Sigh. Yes, I know it isn't a conch.... nerds.
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    Rage got a reaction from death tribble in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    "If there's anything that you want,
    If there's anything I can do,
    Just call on me and I'll send it along
    With love from me to you.
    I've got everything that you want,
    Like a heart that is oh, so true.
    Just call on me and I'll send it along
    With love from me to you."
     
    Where the hell was Paul McCartney when I needed that dogectomy? I'll tell you! Driving his stupid one legged golf pro around while his wife baked brownies. That's what. Jerk.
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    Rage got a reaction from Super Squirrel in Musings on Random Musings   
    I kid.
     

    ?
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    Rage got a reaction from Mister E in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
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    1. Barbies virtual dream house
    2. Virtual Barbie tennis
    3. I love you Whisper virtual horse stable
    4. Virtual barbie team racing
    5. Barbies virtual abortion clinic
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    Rage got a reaction from death tribble in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
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    walk into Pol Pot's compound... never to be heard from again.
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    Rage got a reaction from Mightybec in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    I got my first editorial cartoon published this week. Oh yeah, I kick much ***.
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    Rage got a reaction from zornwil in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    I got my first editorial cartoon published this week. Oh yeah, I kick much ***.
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    Rage got a reaction from Battlestaff in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
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    my wife left me, can I hold yours?
     
    NT: Worlds greatest scientist
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    Rage got a reaction from Super Squirrel in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    he's quite a good GM atleast online. GO for it guys.
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    Rage got a reaction from AliceTheOwl in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    he's quite a good GM atleast online. GO for it guys.
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    Rage got a reaction from death tribble in Musings on Random Musings   
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    cricket is for lesbians (no offense Kara/Rachel) and drag Queens (No offense Zornwil)
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    Rage reacted to RPMiller in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
     
    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
     
    So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
     
    "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
     
    Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
     
    "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." Off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
     
    Bubba disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
     
    His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, " Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?
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    Rage reacted to Pegasus in Longest Running Thread EVER   
    Re: Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
     

     
    "Dear NGD,
     
    I find this immensely silly.
     
    Signed,
    Fluffy Lizardlips"
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    Rage got a reaction from zornwil in Musings on Random Musings   
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    Incontinent!
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    Rage got a reaction from death tribble in A Thread for Random Musings   
    A Thread? For random musing on? inconceivable!
     
    a song recap about murdering mark, possibly in the park, but definitly in the dark around 10pm
    You can tell I've watched alot of Friends...
     
    --
    So no one told you Mark was gonna be so gay
    That guy's a joke. you're broke, You wanna see him D.O.A.
    It's like you've always wished to stab him in his ear
    Well it hasn't been the day, the week,
    the month, but now it's Marks year,
    so...
    {Chorus}
     
     
    I'll be there for you
    When the rain starts to pour
    I'll be there for you
    lurking right behind the door
    This is a day Mark'll rue
     
     
    Mark's chained in bed: it's ten, I started work at eight.
    I've burnt his face off so far, things are going great.
    I coated him in honey, and brought the wasps and bees
    Mark can't get them off and these are german wasps and killer bees
    and
    {Chorus}
     
    No one could ever catch me
    Cause No one could ever see me
    my girl agrees it's quite fun to be mean
    Shes the one to mace that mark with
    Staple all over his chest with
    Someone who always laughs at
    Even when I'm at my worst, I'm best with her
    Yeah!
     
    {Chorus}
    I'll be there for Mark
    When the rain starts to pour
    I'll be there for Mark
    lurking right behind the door
    I'll be there for Mark
    I'll murder him in the dark
    --
    --
    Julian and I decided that we would only perform this once: At Marks wedding.
    The plan is elegant in its simplicity. We'd simply have a mobile stage with huge speakers, and when Mark and which ever poor woman he has drugged into "loving" him are about to say their final vows BUDHA BING BUDHA BOOM BABY! I was all for for also throwing flash bangs and tear gas into the Church but Julian rightly reminded me that "Our fights with Mark, not his friends [sic]" so he could possibly construe it as a joke.. you know, until a couple of days later when he meets us in a dark alley. (and you know, we murder him... Viciously and WITHOUT REMORSE!)
     
    The funniest thing is that if Mark does ever go missing, I am going to be one of the main suspects or if I was on a cheesy American cop show (like CSI Miami, New York, Nebraska) "perps." Yeap, if any crazed serial Killer wanted an easy kill with little to no chance of ever being caught Mark Lewis would be a great target. So maybe it isn't great to keep posting his name and address on the internet (http://www.thenakednic.com third paragraph of the coffee rant) I mean it'd be so awful if something did happen to Mark Jacobdiah Lewis who happens to work at a piano tuners.
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    Rage got a reaction from death tribble in Musings on Random Musings   
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    1. Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
    Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
    He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
    Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
    He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
    Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
    He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
    He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
    Thrak´s got Mentor and Simon in his mouth,
    Thrak´s got Rachel and Kara in his mouth,
    Thrak´s got Enforcer and Doctor A(nomily) in his mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    He's got Galadorn and Melvin in his mouth,
    He's got Acroyear and Courtfool in his mouth,
    He's got Hermit and Seener in his mouth,
    He´s got the whole world in His mouth,
     
    Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
    He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
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    Rage got a reaction from SCUBA Hero in Musings on Random Musings   
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    1. Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
    Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
    He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
    Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
    He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
    Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
    He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
    He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
    Thrak´s got Mentor and Simon in his mouth,
    Thrak´s got Rachel and Kara in his mouth,
    Thrak´s got Enforcer and Doctor A(nomily) in his mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
    He's got Galadorn and Melvin in his mouth,
    He's got Acroyear and Courtfool in his mouth,
    He's got Hermit and Seener in his mouth,
    He´s got the whole world in His mouth,
     
    Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
    He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
     
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
    He's got the whole world in His mouth.
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    Rage got a reaction from L. Marcus in Musings on Random Musings   
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    I was trying to be amusing... I obviously failed in my mission... ahh well, back to trying to create a low carb substitute for motor oil.
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    Rage got a reaction from Rachel in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    Babys? dear god thats sick.
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