Rage

Honestly I remember being on 4chan and being a Goon, and thinking trolling hilarious. I was wrong.
 
Yes we've been too hard on the guy, the cruelty he's been exposed to for so long is a perfect reason to give up on social media. It's sad, because social media contributes a lot to what makes him a bankable nerd celebrity. I think he will return somehow in about six months. 
 
P.S.when I met him he was nice, personable and a little shy. 

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 

 
As they would say on FIREFLY ... Shiney!
 
PDS

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 

I'd like to blow her conch.
 
Sigh. Yes, I know it isn't a conch.... nerds.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
"If there's anything that you want,
If there's anything I can do,
Just call on me and I'll send it along
With love from me to you.
I've got everything that you want,
Like a heart that is oh, so true.
Just call on me and I'll send it along
With love from me to you."
 
Where the hell was Paul McCartney when I needed that dogectomy? I'll tell you! Driving his stupid one legged golf pro around while his wife baked brownies. That's what. Jerk.

I kid.
 

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
1. Barbies virtual dream house
2. Virtual Barbie tennis
3. I love you Whisper virtual horse stable
4. Virtual barbie team racing
5. Barbies virtual abortion clinic

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
walk into Pol Pot's compound... never to be heard from again.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I got my first editorial cartoon published this week. Oh yeah, I kick much ***.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I got my first editorial cartoon published this week. Oh yeah, I kick much ***.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
my wife left me, can I hold yours?
 
NT: Worlds greatest scientist

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

he's quite a good GM atleast online. GO for it guys.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

he's quite a good GM atleast online. GO for it guys.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

cricket is for lesbians (no offense Kara/Rachel) and drag Queens (No offense Zornwil)

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
 
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
 
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
 
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
 
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
 
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." Off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
 
Bubba disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
 
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, " Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?

Re: Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
 

 
"Dear NGD,
 
I find this immensely silly.
 
Signed,
Fluffy Lizardlips"

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Incontinent!

A Thread? For random musing on? inconceivable!
 
a song recap about murdering mark, possibly in the park, but definitly in the dark around 10pm
You can tell I've watched alot of Friends...
 
--
So no one told you Mark was gonna be so gay
That guy's a joke. you're broke, You wanna see him D.O.A.
It's like you've always wished to stab him in his ear
Well it hasn't been the day, the week,
the month, but now it's Marks year,
so...
{Chorus}
 
 
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
lurking right behind the door
This is a day Mark'll rue
 
 
Mark's chained in bed: it's ten, I started work at eight.
I've burnt his face off so far, things are going great.
I coated him in honey, and brought the wasps and bees
Mark can't get them off and these are german wasps and killer bees
and
{Chorus}
 
No one could ever catch me
Cause No one could ever see me
my girl agrees it's quite fun to be mean
Shes the one to mace that mark with
Staple all over his chest with
Someone who always laughs at
Even when I'm at my worst, I'm best with her
Yeah!
 
{Chorus}
I'll be there for Mark
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for Mark
lurking right behind the door
I'll be there for Mark
I'll murder him in the dark
--
--
Julian and I decided that we would only perform this once: At Marks wedding.
The plan is elegant in its simplicity. We'd simply have a mobile stage with huge speakers, and when Mark and which ever poor woman he has drugged into "loving" him are about to say their final vows BUDHA BING BUDHA BOOM BABY! I was all for for also throwing flash bangs and tear gas into the Church but Julian rightly reminded me that "Our fights with Mark, not his friends [sic]" so he could possibly construe it as a joke.. you know, until a couple of days later when he meets us in a dark alley. (and you know, we murder him... Viciously and WITHOUT REMORSE!)
 
The funniest thing is that if Mark does ever go missing, I am going to be one of the main suspects or if I was on a cheesy American cop show (like CSI Miami, New York, Nebraska) "perps." Yeap, if any crazed serial Killer wanted an easy kill with little to no chance of ever being caught Mark Lewis would be a great target. So maybe it isn't great to keep posting his name and address on the internet (http://www.thenakednic.com third paragraph of the coffee rant) I mean it'd be so awful if something did happen to Mark Jacobdiah Lewis who happens to work at a piano tuners.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

1. Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
Thrak´s got Mentor and Simon in his mouth,
Thrak´s got Rachel and Kara in his mouth,
Thrak´s got Enforcer and Doctor A(nomily) in his mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
He's got Galadorn and Melvin in his mouth,
He's got Acroyear and Courtfool in his mouth,
He's got Hermit and Seener in his mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth,
 
Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
He's got the whole world in His mouth.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

1. Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
Thrak´s got Mentor and Simon in his mouth,
Thrak´s got Rachel and Kara in his mouth,
Thrak´s got Enforcer and Doctor A(nomily) in his mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
He's got Galadorn and Melvin in his mouth,
He's got Acroyear and Courtfool in his mouth,
He's got Hermit and Seener in his mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth,
 
Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
He's got the whole world in His mouth.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

I was trying to be amusing... I obviously failed in my mission... ahh well, back to trying to create a low carb substitute for motor oil.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

Babys? dear god thats sick.