Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
More form my Hammer Horror / Castlevania flavored game.
Players:
Danut Coman - Dhampyr vampire slayer
Dr. Wulfric von Richtofen / Prof. Timothy Hues - Schizo werewolf scientist
Eve Smithdotter - Dragon-blooded human fire mage
Victor von Stadt - Occultist Monk
Rhashida - Recently risen mummy
The session starts with the PCs aboard a train headed to their next destination. Everything seems to be fine, until the plot kicks in...
Dr. Wulfric: "Ve have a problem..."
He gos on to explain the problem being damage to the "train-linky thingies".
As the train seperates, Victor holds on to Rhashida as she uses her wrappings to swing across.
Victor: "I've got a grip!" *gropes boobs*
Once the danger has passed, the good Doctor offers Victor his latest concoction to calm his nerves...
Doctor Wulfric: "Because we're on the express train, I thought I'd call it 'expresso'."
Rhashida uses ancient words to activate her armor...
Rhashida: "It's morphin' time!"
The PCs fight their way through several train cars full of recently risen skeletons (former passengers)
Dr. Wulfric: "Monotonous, isn't it?"
Rhashida, our resident tank, is in need of healing. Our priest/monk steps up to assist.
Victor: "I'm going to walk up and lay hands on her."
GM: "Again?"
At the head of the train, they find one of the NPCs they'd been after, on the floor completely terror stricken from the ordeal. The Dr. offers her a concoction, and is promptly asked if it's the same one as before.
Wulfric: "No! I added sugar!"
After the train comes to it's inevitable and all too sudden stop, the group comes across a very irate minotaur and a berserk werewolf. The minis for these were obviously male and female respectively, leading to this gem.
Prof. Hues: "I never hit a lady, but I may have to punch a b*tch."
Hilarity ensues as the group decides to kill the bull, and capture the woman.
Danut (OOC): "You're the one who threw a naked werewolf at us."
Victor and the Prof. quickly stun the lycanthrope, tie her up and, using knowledge of alchemy and chemistry, whip up an anesthetic....
Prof. Hues: "I rub her nose in it..." *knocks out the female and slings her over his shoulder*
Rhashida (OOC): "Don't you know fur is murder?"