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Kirby

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: If Doctor Hannibal 'the cannibal' Lectur went into dentistry, how would he dispose of his victims? A:A slumber party built for three.
  2. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What job is delegated to the shortest guy in the gaming group? A: Behold the power of cheese.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do we not need? A: Ever. Q: When do we not need it? A: Some guys like long legs, some guys like short legs. Me, I like something in-between.
  4. Re: Answers & Questions (From one blonde to another) Q: Where and when can I see a live news broadcast? A: I'm a land shark.
  5. Re: For Galactic Champions I think he was referring to the character Zornwil in GC is no more actually him than a character in HERO named Stanley R. Teriaca (super ID Steriaca) would actually be you. Yeah, that was a tough code to crack. Though I have to agree that something about "Steriaca" sounds good for the comic/super genre.
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Black Manta, what did you use to finally defeat and conquer Aquaman? A: I dunno, it smells kinda fishy to me.
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: I couldn't get her to date me. Couldn't figure it out. So, Susan, why do you want to meet her? A: Okay, doc, I'm ready for my close up. Math: 4530 posts divided by 302 pages = 15 posts per page, on average.
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ma'am, your eyes are black & blue, yet you don't want to press charges, because you say he didn't abuse you. Let me get this straight, you say you and your husband, Mr. Moth were in a 69 when this happened and you had sudden inspiration for a porn movie; if that's so, what was the title? A: You are what you eat.
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were the original lyrics to In the Garden of Eden going to be? A: The Trouble with Tribbles.
  10. Re: Answers & Questions Dude, man, like, these deserts make me feel kinda special. Like, what are they, man? Q: You know, I'm not quite sure; they usually travel in pairs.
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q: The front and back windows are broken, the driver and passenger windows are broken, the bed is rusty and the vehicle is stuck in the mud. What did you say the truck's selling point was? A: If it is Tim, run like h-e-double toothpicks.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: If Foxbat's MASTER PLAN succeeded and he married Wonder Woman, what would their child's super name be? A: A newspaper.
  13. Re: Answers & Questions Hey, that's not a question! PS: I was hoping someone would make a question like "I like long legs, he likes short legs, what do you like?"
  14. Re: A contriversial "Would your character...?" Oh, man, why did I not think of this?
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Daddy, what is Mommy playing with? A: I like something in-between.
  16. Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Sen. Kerry treat Vietnam Veterans when he came back to the US? A: A pizza the size of the sun.
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what does SIFBV stand for anyway? A: Why, yes, you do, actually.
  18. Re: Does Champions encourgage conformity?
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can anyone think of an advertising slogan to get women into the oil business? A: Ben Gay.
  20. Re: Does Champions encourgage conformity? Not even bread, eyes, shirt sleeves or bellies? What about smilies?
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