RPMiller

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
 
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
 
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
 
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
 
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
 
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." Off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
 
Bubba disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
 
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, " Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?

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Squirrel Minion #2: Call every pizza joint and have them deliver pizza to the next nearest pizza joint!
 
(I'm bored too)

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I wasn't sure which thread to put this link in so I'll put it here:
 
http://www.1061rdu.com/AmericanBabes.html
 
Enjoy!

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New element identified
 
A major research institution announced recently the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "Administratium".
 
Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 312. These particles are held together by forces called "morons" which in turn are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called "peons".
 
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. It can, however, be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes in contact.
 
A minute amount of Administratium can cause a reaction which would normally take less than a second to take more than 4 days.
 
Administratium has a normal half life of 3 years; it does not decay, but undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.
 
In fact, Administratium's mass actually increases over time, since each reorganisation causes some of the morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
 
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that new Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain high concentration. This hypothetical level of concentration is referred to as "Critical Morass".
 
You will know it when you see it.

Re: Superhero Images
 
This is Trickshot, the World's Greatest Archer, who I mentioned much earlier in this thread. Finally got him scanned in and colored. I've included his stats as well.
 
Can anyone tell me how to post the images themself, rather thn just attaching them?

Captain Coca-Cola
 
Here's an old favorite of mine.
 
As for technique, I edited a Freedom Force character skin, put it on a mesh, and took a screenshot of it in the Freedom Force character viewer utility, then cleaned that up in PhotoShop.

I'm attaching the character sheet, too.

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Here is what I meant to post.
 
Eve, the girl robot in combat mode and one of my favorite PC pics.

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Cool stuff, Nexus
 
Okay, here is that picture of Dread, drawn by Acroyear, coloured by me...
 
Not bad, but I think I over-rendered it a bit...just a bit too busy...

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Free color images of superheroes and supervillains are available as promotional giveaways from my company BlackWyrm Games, at http://www.blackwyrm.com/extras.htm. Here are a few samples:
 
http://www.blackwyrm.com/Extras/Algernon/Art/Sentinels%20-%20Technomancer.png
http://www.blackwyrm.com/Extras/Algernon/Art/Heavy%20-%20Sepulchre.png
http://www.blackwyrm.com/Extras/Algernon/Art/Knights%20-%20Carapace.png
http://www.blackwyrm.com/Extras/Algernon/Art/Villain%20-%20Figment.png

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Alrighty, here it is let me know what you think.

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Hey, I'm a little confused... I've been posting all of my superhero stuff here, both heroes & villains, but now I find another thread just for villains. I posted this over there:
 

 
This is Psiphon, from The Ultimate Mentalist, 4th Ed. sourcebook.
 
Cheers,
 
Mags

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That's freaking hilarious.

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By your command!! I present bouncing boobies! 
The image is still too big, but I'll reduce the size if it will be of any use.
 

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:raises hand:

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If you arrange it with strangers and properly...uh...prepare your butt...yes.

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Ran:Mutant Swordswoman
Mercy:Empathic Healer