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Ockham's Spoon reacted to Pariah in Jokes
Maybe my new favorite Your Mom joke:
Your Mom is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
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Ockham's Spoon reacted to Pariah in Jokes
A guy walked into a pet store and asked the cashier, " Can I get a dozen eggs?"
"I'm sorry, sir, we don't have eggs."
"Okay," the guy said, and walked out of the store.
The next day the same guy walked into the store and asked, "Can I get a dozen eggs?"
"Look, I told you yesterday that we don't have any eggs."
"Okay," he said and walked out of the store.
The next day, the same guy want back into the pet store and asked, "Can I get a dozen eggs?"
"I'm getting really tired of your crap. We do not have any eggs, and if you come back in here again asking for eggs, I will hit you with a golf club."
"Okay," and he left the store.
The next day, the same guy walked back into the store and asked, "Can I get a seven iron?"
The cashier seemed confused. "This is a pet store. Why in the world would we have a seven iron?"
"You don't have any golf clubs?"
"No, I don't have any golf clubs."
"Okay. Can I get a dozen eggs?"
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Ockham's Spoon reacted to Christopher R Taylor in Killing the Dragon First
I started out a campaign by someone letting slip that a dragon had died in its lair from unknown causes, leaving all its vast treasures in place. The PCs think they are the only ones who know, but others have learned as well. And the lair its self is far from safe even without a dragon in it...
...and what killed the dragon?
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Ockham's Spoon got a reaction from Pariah in Jokes
"Take out" means so many things.
Could be going on a date.
Could be killing someone.
Could be dinner.
Could be all three at once if you are a praying mantis.
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Ockham's Spoon reacted to Pariah in Jokes
I saw an exchange like that in a similar thread once.
Her: "I'm here to take you out."
Me: "Date, or assassination?"
Her: "Let's start with coffee and see where it goes."
Me: "That's fair."
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Ockham's Spoon got a reaction from Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
I discovered that the hardest thing about learning to walk on stilts is the ground.
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Ockham's Spoon reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.
I told him that's the last thing I need.