A traveling salesman is driving in the country when his car breaks down.
He gets out and hears a voice say, “You need help?”
There’s nobody around except a horse. He hears the question again and asks the horse, “Did you say that?”
“Of course I did.”
“My God, a talking horse! This is amazing!”
“Oh, you don’t know the half of it. I’m a champion racer – I even won the Kentucky Derby. My owner lives in the house out back if you want to make an offer to buy me.”
The salesman sprints up to the house and knocks. The owner comes out. “Sir, look,” the salesman says, breathless. “I’ve got to have that horse. Money is no object. How much –”
“Hold on, Mister,” interrupts the farmer. “Has he been giving you that BS about the Kentucky Derby?”