Klytus

Q: So what are the five kinds of burgers you serve here, again? A: I honestly thought that it would solve the problem.

You want a glory-hound hero with the worst multipower construct ever and two super-villians to be the orignal Team Champions?

Re: What Do You Want To See?: DEMON I always imagined DEMON as a group of Cthulu-cultists in the Champions universe. Whether the powers they serve are alien, infernal, or both, or something else is a toss-up. But these dudes should definately have that "mad, bad and dangerous" feel about them. They have sold their souls for real power, giving them a maniacle clarity of purpose that would make even the most hardened suicide bomber seem wishy-washy in comparison. They are further "liberated" by the fact that there is no pretense that they serve a noble cause or a higher being: they serve evil, they know it, their enemies know it, and they simply do not hold back. And these guys are everywhere. Remember the Satanic-cult hysteria back in the 90's? It was all true, but DEMON agents went to work. They brainwashed psychiatrists and victims alike into believing false tales of ritual abuse. heir campaign was so efefctive, the brave souls who saw the truth were the ones who suffered ruin. Now the forces of good have the disadvantage when fighting DEMON, they are the ones who must remain covert about their operations or else they'll me made into laughing-stocks. Oh, and unless D.E.M.O.N actually stands for something, why are we using all caps when spelling it out? If it isn;t an acronym, just call them "Demon" and be done with it.

Q: Tell me the best way to get the moderator's immediate attention on this forum. A: I've got a lovely terrier.

Q: How did you spend your allowance? A: An oxymoron if ever there was one.

What were they thinking? Part 2 ::deep sigh:: Up at 5 am on Tuesday to be at work at 7:30 am. Then ther eis this alleged "2 hour" meeting after-hours at 4:30pm. We had a server rebuilt and we are consolodating the data from two servers into the one. Plus we had to test Active Directory, reconfigure DNS and DHCP, tried to instal Veritas on a third server we were leaving alone, but couldn;t work on as it was almost out of storage space. Turns out the genius who said "2 hours" was a sales-rep for the company and NOT a computer guy. Had I known the full scope of what we were to do, I could have told anybody we would be there for the long haul (I didn;t get to leave til 9:45pm). Oh yeah, since the building is secure, and lowly contractors like me don;t get our own key cards, I was locked in until we were ready to leave - which means I didn''t get any dinner (I was told thos would take only 2 hours, remember?) And because this was a server migration... I had to be in again at my usual time, even though I didn't fall asleep till after midnight. Sure enough, lots of folks had to have drives re-mapped, printers re-set, and so on. I left at 11:30 this afternoon. I made sure they understood that unless I have my own key card for getting back into the building, I am simply NOT available to work late like that any more. At least I can still leave 3 hours early one more time this week.

Two hours for data migration and configuring a new server..? As IF! What were these people thinking?

Q: What do you say about a dude who went into government, re-wrote all the rules for corporate behavior, left govt., went and became a CEO, made millions, then re-joined the govt. to make sure all of his past deeds were retroactively legal. A: A fox, a box and the Sox.

Q: Don't you dragons ever take the bones out of the elves before eating them? A: Here comes another one.

Q: What's wrong with your BLT? A: Just three inches away from happiness.

You are such a munchkin. I approve

Q: How did the cop react after the kitten used a nailgun to kill pupies? A: It's stuck. Gimme the 12-guage.

Running a game is tough when: One player is in it to advance in levels One player is in it to practice acting One player is in it to escape from reality One player is in it to have fun with a character concept One player is in it just to have fun One player is in it because he has no life While the DM (that would be me) is trying to tell a cool story and keep everyone happy. Just shoot me now....

Q: What is the latest story in the Drudge Report? A: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and Seeker.

Q: What line was replaced at the last minute with "Bring 'em on!" in GW Bush's Iraq war speech? A: Thirteen tic-tacs, a full moon, and a 5' tall red-head.

After my slip-and-fall, I was given Flexeril (a muscle relaxant) for my back. How is it possible that this stuff is making it harder for me to sleep? All week, I've been having trouble both fallin asleep and waking up in in the morning. I ake it just at night, same thing. I stop taking it for a full day, I can sleep again, but now my I can feel "tugs" in my back. Trouble waking up, I can see. But problems sleeping? WTF?

Q: Oh my God! You just ran down four people because of your hallucinations! Do you have any idea what they'll do to you for this? A: It lasted for about three or four days.

Q: What will surely create chaos when put together at an outdoor picnic? A: The blue frog keeps staring at me

Q: What is the last thing you want to hear your rommate tell you when you've just finished having sex with a woman you've only just met? A: If that was any closer, it would have been inside my underwear.

Q: In a perfect world, how does Bill Gates meet his end? A: Thanks to the badgers, I'll be fine.

What is it with some people? I went into a fast-food restaurant today where they keep the napkins behind the counter (I guess they have a problem with customers taking handfulls of them away when left in the public area). They put the soda on the tray, then about 3 napkins, and then they drop the fries right on top of the friggin napkins! If they're trying to cut down on napkin consumption, that ain't the way to do it. It happens at another place I know too. Idiots.

Q: What is the Hokey-Pokey? A: A big fat red one.

Yet another fine example of why the way Marvel handles the issue is so bogus.

Q: What line wad edited from the season finale of The Tick because it wasn;t surreal enough? A: Betty Boop, Betty Paige, and Betty Rubble

Q: What's the password? A: That was clue, you nimrod!