The quotes were crawling out of the woodwork in last Saturday's D&D game.
First, the party rogue (Ashe) gets turned to stone by a beholder. This prompts a few jokes about Ashe being "scared stiff". When the party realizes no one has Stone to Flesh, the wizard (Jehan) quipped "Did you ever get that not-so-flesh feeling...?"
Later, the party wizard (Jehan) gets hit with a spell that ties him up in flaming chains. The party dwarf (Serilde) offers. "I'll help ya, mage. I spit on ya!"
Still later, Ashe (now feeling much better) flanked an enemy monk and, from behind, delivered a sneak-attack with a Bastard Sword of the Sun. Somebody remarked. "Wow! I guess the sun really does shine there after all!" Which drew the remark, "Cruel, but funny." Which is what drew the follow-up remark. "Butt funny, indeed!"
And finally, in that same fight, Ashe declares he is using a spring attack. The party cleric (Des) asked (out of character) "What's a spring attack?" So Ashes player starts to explain, "Well, I start here, and then I...." at which point, the sorceress' (Hanna) player interrupted and said "... wait until the Spring!"