Klytus

Q: Ok, MacGuyver, how are we going to get out of this deathtrap? A: It's Ok. I brought the 55 gallon drum of moonshine.

(For the record, that line about the ogres comes from the main HoL Rulebook) Q: What does it take to polish your average Star Destroyer? A: We're gonna need a bigger plasma generator.

Q: What makes you think CLOWN was behind this? A: Classier than a 12-ogre circle-jerk (bonus points to anyone who knows where this is from )

In our Friday Night Vampire Game, all the PCs were in a mind-bending dream sequence where we were all Native American Indians in a tribal camp. The dream was a metaphor for the adventure we've bene having. Anyway, at one point, a weasel ran away with an item in its mouth, and there were numerous attempts to grab the weasel. After failing to grab or shot it with an arrow, one of the other characters simply said "I call to the weasel!" That didn't work, so my character tried to produce a weasel-whistle (hey, its a dream, right?) to get its attention. We had - at this point - already made innumerable comments about ferrets, fondling them, and whether they prefer a friendly or fierce fondling. "I pull out my weasel whistle, because when you blow on the weasel whistle, the weasel will come."

Q: What is the surest way to not only have Michael Moore get his ass kicked, but raise money while doing it? A: Septemberger

Q: What happened when Foxbot defeated Odin? Answer: A remote-controlled megapickle.

Q: What made Cookie Monster cry? A: Worldmaker & Seenar - they fight Crime!

Q: What warning can be found on Salvador Dali's rear-view mirror? A: The Hindenburg, a large wooden badger, and an etch-a-sketch.

Q: Did I mention that Hermit was the one who put me up to saying that to Wonder Woman? A: Mad and bad, yet cute and fuzzy.

Q: Name three items found in most any D&D adventurer's equipment list? A: All I said was "Nice rack!"

Q: What's even worse than the Plasmatics on heroin? Answer: Pinny the Ziphead

Q: Whaddya say to a game of water tag in those shark-infested waters? A: Chance takes Lucky.

Q: But Captain Calculus - that flying death machine is getting away! Why aren't we giving chase? Answer: I think you'd just better let him finish.

Q: How can you tell when you've stepped into the Twilight Zone? Answer: And the answer is: Unicron

Q: What are the main elements in the new children's story: "Wally Conquers the World"? A: I'll do it - but only if there are no gazebos!

Q: What did Lordy How do after 10 minutes alone with the Hilton Sisters? A: A mage, a super-hero, and a talking hamster.

Q: What's all this about celebreties actually paying to visit Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch? A: Its Axiomatic

Q: How often do Clavin & Hobbes go down Suicide Hill? A: Get it up to 40 MPH - it'll fit.

Q: What's worse than a badger armed with a nail gun? A: The Siberian Giant Cactus

Q: Boiling in oil? Do I have any other choices? Q: So what do I get to eat after watching the Powerpuff Girls that will take away the pain? Answer: That's nothing - I have eight more yards at home!

Q: You were in and out of the Hilton Sister's bedroom in less than 10 minutes? A: Sorry, but neatness doesn't count.

Q: Which gaming companies are most likely to feature running gagas about nailguns and the Hilton Sisters? A: An inimitable gesticulating hippopotamus

Q: Now that I have it, what should I do with this nailgun? A: He nailed the Hilton Sisters.

A: You want me to give what to the sleeping dragon? Q: The short Jedi and a Swiss Army Knife.

Q: Who gives an even better stay than the Marriott Sisters? A: A naked faerie with glowing-red eyes.