Klytus
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Q: What are two words that sound good together, yet form a phrase that is utterly meanigless? A: A magic lasso, a flying nun, and a purple baby duck.
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Q: When boogers are not available, what weapons do kindergarden kids fight with during recess? A: An angel, a devil, and a really nasty wedgie.
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Q: Hermet? Why are you hiding in the barrel all by yourself? A: The Hanging Gardens of Intercourse, Pennsylvania
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Q: Why did you throw out that new batch of coffee? A: The airspeed velocity of a giraffe.
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Q: But Captain Amazing - those homeless people need your help! Why won't you save them? A: No! Floss! I said I need Floss!
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Q: What is the saddest thing about the California recall election? A: Three kittens, two cows and a canary.
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Q: "So?" said Foxbat, "What do you think of my marveouls new mind control helmet that will enable my Master Plan to succeed?" A: A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple thingamajig
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Q: Describe Iceman in X2? A: The airspeed velocity of an unladden European swallow
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Q: What is CLOWN's favorite way to tortue a captive for information? Answer: A perfect beach, clear skies, and an Imperial Star Destroyer.
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Q: Hello? Tech Support? Yeah, I tried to re-boot my computer like you asked me too, but the power grid just collapsed from Detroit to New York and I'm in the middle of it. What do I do now? Answer: A lemon meringue enema
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Q: What are the odds of turmoil in the MIddle East in 5 years? Answer: As sharp as a pointy-thing
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Q: What are the symptoms of Swiss Lyme Disease Answer: A 7' tall faerie with freakishly huge boosums
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Q: When will you see the heroine White Heat out fighting crime? A: I don't think that will fit
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Q: How does it feel to be a woman in menopause? Answer: Elric the Unready
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Q: In the Twilight Zone Champions Universe, what are the three top selling comic titles in reverse order? Answer: Blood, tears, and an atomic wedgie.
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Question: What is an animal innard even a haggis-eating Scotsman refuse to eat? Answer: A gorgeous, but dangerously psychotic and heavily armed, naked lady.
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From last week's Vampire game. Chance: Why Burns, can't you see she's just trying to expand your horizons? Burns: Well, Chance, the thing is, is that I don't consider mental illness to be a redeeming trait. Chance: But Burns, your problem is that you don't know how ill you already are. Burns: ...
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Is there any way to disable or neutralize the nanites? If yes, the above suggestions all look good. If not, the fact that this character is crippled but can walk at will if the nanites are activated is not much of a limitation, but more like a special effect or plot gimmick. I wouldn't give the character ANY points for this unless there was a way to keep her from using the nanites.
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Q: You'll take the first part of this seriously unless it is the result of the second. A: Mr. Data Does the Borg
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Q: What kind of bruises to Vulcans get? A: Hedonistic ingrate.
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Q: So... who likes sex? Answer: Twenty-two thousand miles of string (in 3" lengths)
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Q: What is that you're chewing in class? Answer: A very small super-nova
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Q: What was Arthur's second choice for a battlecry? Answer: Long John Silverberg
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Q: Name an event that would be wonderful in a strip club, but horrifying at a Feminazi rally? Answer: Joan Rivers, Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004
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Q: Famous Last Words, #1784? Answer: Hootie and the Hooters.