Klytus
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Q: What seemed like a really good idea to Elvis at the time, but fell flat? A: One deaf, on dumb, one growing old.
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Q: Ann Coulter, arch-conservative uber-babe, and Al Franken, mega-liberal geek. What do they do together? A: I know, but with a laptop..?
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Q: What RPG never saw print because it not only required people to play themselves, but to fit into one of two categories? A: A beast so foul, no man has yet fought with it and lived.
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Q: What will you never hear a leftist say. A: An atomic 3.5 wedgie
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Q: Name three things good to eat, but are not necessarilly good for you. A: I trained him with fairy dust!
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Q: When Henry Heinrich slipped on a banna peel and, as a result, accidentally kicked the villian in the 'nads to save the day, what did that move come to be known as? A: Vaseline Petrolium Peanut Butter
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Q: So, what's for dinner? A: An unfettered flightless water foul.
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Q: What will it take to start the analysis and clean up from the fall-out of that fart that started to disolve the lower atmosphere? A: A pair of iron and lace pajamas - with wings
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Q: Who is Gazoo? A: The frog fandango
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Q: What phrase, when spoken by almost any Playboy Playmate, will instantly cheer up any heterosexual man or gay woman? A: The asteroids are full of vitamins.
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Q: So how did you finally get rid of all the mice living in the walls? A: A Crescent Wench
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(The Doctor liked jellybabies BTW :Þ) Q: Oh no! Buckaroo Bonzai just took a blow to the head! Is he hurt? What is he saying...? A: Just push hard until it moves.
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A: Just before he landed in traction, what did Defender shout to Grond in a horribly misguided attempt to confuse him in a battle? Q: It's OK - I brought the jellybeans!
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Q: If Rush Limbaugh comes to a fork in the road, which way does he go? A: A naked portrait of Elvira
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Q: What was Marcus saying that makes you think he's gone completely off his nut? A: Trouble sleeps on my desk.
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Q: What idiot bought this dumb ol' box of Corn Flakes? A: A white ninja with a nailgun
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Q: Why did you stab that dead dragon 20 times? A: It hit the pavement like a trashbag filled with vegetable soup.
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Q: Spock... why can't I play solitare on this stupid thing? A: The Paisley Ninja
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Q: Why are all those goons floating in space? A: I'd love too, only I forgot my jet-pack.
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As many folks have already mention - it all depends on the character. The vast majority of costumes are designed to - in some way - protect the Secret ID. Whether it does this with a mask, hood, bodysuit or a string bikini all depends on the hero/villian in question. In general, the only rule that applies overall is that the flashy ones go for capes and/or bright colors.
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Q: Name three things good to drive on. A: Thirty-three miserable bags of crud
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Not just the mentalist with lots of ego powers, but the one who works through proxies and mind controlled agaents so you don't even know who the ultimate badguy is! So, of course, I have one in my universe
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::Ahem:: A: It's the second-largest ego I've ever seen.
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I caught it the second I posted it - but apparantly not before you caught me... It would also seem I m,isread the post - its a countDOWN
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Q: That rich man with the heart so weak it was a sure bet he'd die after your first night in bed - how long have you been married now? A: It's the second-largest ego I've ever seen.