Klytus
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Re: The cranky thread
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Re: Musings on Random Musings They actually addressed this in the Star Trek - Xmen crossover comic a few years ago. Spock used the neck-pinch on Wolverine, and down he went. But thanks to his healing factor, he was up seconds later, much to Spock's surprise.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: No, no, let me guess: I've made you angry? Gee... there's a shocker. A: I didn't even know we had one of those; let alone in red.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings Math Meth is very precise about the flashbacks it causes, while LSD is far more random.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear that the Defense of Marriage Act has been reworded to exclude the criminally insane instead of homosexuals? A: But they were.
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Re: Answers & Questions
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Re: List Your CO Heroes!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: After 30 years together, my wife thinks I belong in a mental hospital. What's up with that? A: Survived by his wife.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did GE say in the press release about their helping to build SkyNet? A: A 29-year-old virgin.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will you let me go, Dr. Destroyer, for a zillion dollars? A: More imaginary than that.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are the cats so angry? A: Smelting ore.
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Lest you all think I only make fun of my wife for her off-the-wall quotes... :: the dulcet tones of me loudly blowing my nose from the bathroom:: Wife: OK. You're done blowing your nose now! ::blows my nose again:: Me: You have no idea how much nose I can blow! ::beat:: Me: That didn't come out right...
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Of course I'm putting away my guns... you said he was deranged, right? A: That's what she said.
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Re: Answers & Questions Curses! Ninja'd... Q: What was Elmer Fudd's most common lament after hunting season was over? A: One deaf, one dumb, and one growing old.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you end your question with a question mark? A: A set of balls.
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is it true your uncle just got a job as a night watchman? A: That was polite!
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Re: The cranky thread "They're rebuilding the roof on a building down the street from where I live. And while I walking past it the other day, I overheard the constructions workers call me a paranoid little weirdo! In Morse code."
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Re: [LoH] Run Info I'm sure they'll replace it, but to the best of my knowledge, the data is gone. We started handing out solid state laptops at work recently and we added new language in bold red letters to the forms they sign when they take possession. In a nutshell: if this drive crashes, data recovery is physically impossible, so you'd better make regular backups or you're completely screwed.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
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Re: [LoH] Run Info
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did they ever permit them to share flights with Passenger Scorpions? A: Completely Mental.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't I find your mother-in-law? A: Again.
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. To those of you who ever doubted the depth of teh bunneh's evil... doubt no further.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Pop quiz, Johnny: What do you have to take out in one shot on Wolverine to actually kill him? A: Neversummer.