Hermit

Hey, hate Witchcraft if you want, but at least get the poor girl's name right

I've kept them, pretty much as per the 5th Edition books, though they will grow and change as time goes on. I know that's no help to you. Still, there are plenty of characters posted on these boards, and they should be easy to adjust to fill in your gaps.

Originally posted by Klytus

Q: What is the surest way to not only have Michael Moore get his ass kicked, but raise money while doing it?

 

A: Septemberger

Q: He's only a German during the fall months, what do we call him?

A: Insidious and Insipid, wicked and woebegone; fond of pastels.

Originally posted by "V"

Q: "???"

 

A: Like Speedy Gonzales pole-dancing.

Q: Does Hermit post too much?

A: I am so manly, when I spit on the side walk, hair grows out of it.

Originally posted by "V"

Q: Don't you ever know when to quit trying to conquer my land of bunnies General Zod?

 

A: Written in huge letters on the dark side of the moon.

Q: Chairface Chippendale's next plan is in braille you say?

A: "..."

Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. Did you ever have sex with an Elder God?

 

A. We like to think of it as a romantic comedy that breaks the mold.

Q: Pinnochio is streaking AND lying?

(What do you know, it sort of works with either question)

A: You will kneel before me Jor-El, if not you, then your heirs!

Originally posted by Tim

Q: A snowstorm in Brazil. What Happened???

 

 

A: Going, Going, Going, ...Still going...

Q: "We've given the Energizer Bunny a double dose of Viagra, let's see the report."

A: In the Begining, God made the heavens and the Earth, but he failed to file with the patent office, and did lose the copyright protection.

Originally posted by Enforcer84

Combine them

 

Crimson ...wait

Crimson Crimson

Storm Fury

How about "Crimson Red!"

or "the Scarlet Crimson"

Austin Powers goes evil and becomes a psychodelic school teacher.

I can see it. YAY Baby...

(Last episode seemed a lot like Arcade of Marvel actually...)

Originally posted by Starlord

*Thanks for the help everybody. I'm at a cross between Crimson Fury and Crimson Storm right now.

Cool, as for origins/backgrounds... a couple of ideas come to mind.

1) A pilot who ended up gaining her powers trying to get her plane down during a freak storm.

2) an "exchange" hero from Russia, on an UNTIL program. She was once the kid side kick of a Soviet super hero "Red Lightning". Now she has to deal with the biases of many Americans, and her own.

3) A young geologist who was studying Mount Olympia discovered some odd teutonic shifts. By accident, and much to her disbelief, she discovered the Titans were trying to break free below. Figuring if one part of the legend were true, the other must be also... she nearly died climbing to the top of the mountain to warn the Olympians. Zeus rewarded her with lightning of her own, but had Hephastus make her bolts red, so she never forget who is the TRUE lightning flinger.

Originally posted by Wormhole

Q: I addressed that letter to my office across town, where the hell did the post office send it?

 

A: Sale! Sale! Sale! All Turtle Armorâ„¢ Suits 50% off!

Q: Is the PRIMUS base having a fundraiser?

A: If at first you don't succeed, try try again... then quit. You suck at this.

Q: What did Monica say to her boss before playing around?

A: London, Rome, Paris, and Hoboken!

Originally posted by Worldmaker

Great minds think alike.

 

Q. What did Arthur Carlson say after throwing Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Sean Hannity out of a helicopter?

 

A. All he said was "Prepare for a cup of hot, steaming whup-ass?". Then he started shooting Reddi-Whip at everyone.

Q: So, what was the final clue Rumsfield had cracked from job stress?

A: He keeps banging his head against his desk and screaming "#$#$ EM!"

Originally posted by Tim

Q: Why does the court order stopping CAs recall not make sense?

 

A: Send me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses - I need the cheapo labor.

Q: You say Nike has changed the statue of liberty's slogan, what to?

A: As God is my witness, I thought extremists could fly.

Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What two things are absolutely necessary when debating politics with Thrakazog?

 

A. If you can't figure out which one is the actor and which is the Malibu Ken doll, you're in bigger trouble than I thought.

Q: I just can't follow the plot of Barbie Does Boston, why is that?

A: "As if a thousand voices cried out, and then were put under a restraining order."

Originally posted by Wormhole

Q: Exactly how much dignity and honesty is left in politics today?

 

A: "Tell your men to set their weapons on stun, I want her captured alive."

Q: What did Darren say when he decided he needed Tina at the office?

A: Wax your modem to make it go faster.

Re: Pittsburgh

Originally posted by Keneton

BTW: Steelers over Titans by 10+. Its a lock!!

Blah!

(Note: My money would be on John )

Originally posted by death tribble

Q. What will be the new TV show to shine and be the next major hit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer ?

 

A. John Wayne versus Godzilla

Q: In this movie, two great legends of two great nations will clash....

A: Dick Cheney in laderhosen

Might I suggest that CU Pittsburgh have a thriving new metalurgical industry in the area of super metals? I can't picture the city of the Steelers not trying to compete with Millennium City and others for that area of tech

Heat Lightning

Good luck to you.

Originally posted by Klytus

Q: What warning can be found on Salvador Dali's rear-view mirror?

 

A: The Hindenburg, a large wooden badger, and an etch-a-sketch.

Q: Exactly what will you need to concoct a strategy capable of breaching the walls of the Seige Perilous?

A: Faster than a silver bullet, more powerful than a bean burrito, able to eat whole tons of BBQ in a second meal!

Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Did I mention that Hermit was the one who put me up to saying that to Wonder Woman?

 

A: Mad and bad, yet cute and fuzzy.

Q: Is that a rabid Ewok warrior?

A: Objects in mirror maybe more surreal than they appear

Well, the Zindi may grow alarmed and do a pre-emptive strike on Florida...

Once you get close enough to grapple with them, those archers just can't defend themselves