Re: The Last Word
...Sleep?! No, avoid that dread thing! Did you know:
A) 100% of mimes have slept at one point in their lives?
Birds are able to fly, but only when they're not asleep.
C) Dolpins, who, of course, can fly in *Outer Space!*, never sleep!
D) Sleep is a key cause of hunger. Ever notice that every time you sleep, you wake up hungry?
E) Sharks never sleep. Sharks are incredibly dangerous.
F) Batman, of course, never sleeps.
G) Plants are always mostly asleep. They are also eaten regularly. Whole acres of trees sometimes vanish to the sound of *Chainsaws*!
H) Sleep is a waste of a whole eight hours or more!
The evidence is obvious. Sleep should not be indulged in!