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Narf the Mouse

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    Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dr. Evil, aren't you burning out on Destructo Bots? A: Because my ventilation ducts are too small to crawl through.
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    Re: Answers & Questions Q: [singing]Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants,... [/singing] A: And yet, they still doubt my sanity.
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    Re: Musings on Random Musings This Is My Boomstick!!!
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    Re: The Last Word Good luck. I used to have a dog. Best we could tell, some...body ran him over. My sisters' dog came back with oil on her fur.
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    Re: The cranky thread The first step to going to sleep is stopping tossing and turning. Try tensing all the muscles in your body and then relaxing.
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    Re: Musings on Random Musings You just reminded me of the 'Doom' comic. Thanks a lot.
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    Re: A Thread for Random Musings Whoops, wrong thread.
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    Re: The cranky thread Our sewer backed up. I've been sleeping on a couch for three and a half weeks.
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    Re: The Last Word Personally, I believe this world, and the death that happens in it, to be utterly real. Many things, such as the supposed permanence of death, are misinterpreted, but they are real.
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Explanation (Could have done this the first time):
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    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... D&D, said to Ehlonna: Kibin "Um... yeah... the cat rescued you." Explanation upon request.
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    Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your attack deer are getting killed!? A: I'm pretty sure that's a house.
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    Re: Answers & Questions Q: But can you reprogram his brain while you reattach it, Bones? A: And yet, I'm left with a sinking feeling that Dr. Destructo might not have the doomsday device.
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    Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you sharpen your toothbrush? A: Two trombones.
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    Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you lather, rinse and repeat 'till your hair fell out? A: Because the gerbils are trying to take over the world!
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    Re: Musings on Random Musings Looked, but couldn't see the original post about the fuss everyone was making. Now that I have info - Congratulations to your wife and you.
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    Re: Musings on Random Musings Ooh, thanks. That clears everything up. I'll now start up a new construction company; our building technique will be a cargo plane, several pallets of wood (All pieces of wood will be equiped with parachutes) and several buckets of nails.
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    Re: Musings on Random Musings Hey, could someone explain to me what the chances of our current universe ending up in this exact state and human life evolving are? Just curious...
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    Re: Answers & Questions Q: "So, there's this tree of time and these shamans who travel through it..." (Rep to whoever can guess the book I'm talking about.) A: A cat, a duck and a penguin?
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    Re: A Thread for Random Musings It's a good thing none of this thread is connected.
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    Re: Answers & Questions Q: We are gathered here for the funeral of one David Wimpleton... A: Yes, but only if you put socks on the hippo.
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    Re: Why must wolves be evil? Ok, ok, 'later Dizney movies'.
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    Re: Taxonomy and modular design ..Yeah, it is more understandable when I think of it in terms of Polymorphism. Yaay for studying programming!
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    Re: wheel of time Hey, if you want feelings of similarity, just read any other series by David Eddings. He writes the exact same series, every single time.
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    Re: Why must wolves be evil? The formula for a Dizney movie: 1) One original plot, ground up. Take out nutritional value. 2) One bowl of suger. And hey, maybe another one. Oh heck, throw the whole bag in. 3) Now we need some dance tunes so everybody can suddenly dance, for no particular reason. 4) Stir well, serve tepid. Spiders have a worse reputation than wolves, yet spiders just eat other insects.
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