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Narf the Mouse

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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from tkdguy in Jokes   
    What if all your base are belong to you, but you've left all your trebles behind?
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Pariah in Jokes   
    Battlecat is hanging off of He-Man, who is hanging off of Peter Pan, as they fly over the sea to rescue Thundarr the Barbarian.
     
    He-Man calls up "Anything I should do?"
     
    Peter Pen yells back down...
     
     
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from tkdguy in Jokes   
    Battlecat is hanging off of He-Man, who is hanging off of Peter Pan, as they fly over the sea to rescue Thundarr the Barbarian.
     
    He-Man calls up "Anything I should do?"
     
    Peter Pen yells back down...
     
     
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    Narf the Mouse reacted to Pariah in Jokes   
    Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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    Narf the Mouse reacted to tkdguy in Jokes   
    For those of my generation who do not use and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists:
     
    I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom.
     
    I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.
     
    And it works just like Facebook. 
     
    I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.
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    Narf the Mouse reacted to Nolgroth in Supergirl   
    I actually did watch that one. I was impressed with the ability to self-analyze. But then it ruined CinemaSins for me.
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from 薔薇語 in Supergirl   
    Actually, CinemaSins is a lot funnier once you've watched their "Everything Wrong With CinemaSins".
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Nolgroth in Supergirl   
    ...Watch less CInemaSins, everyone.
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from tkdguy in The cranky thread   
    Having read a number of accounts of people starting starting new things, that's common. Your brain doesn't have the security of the old, and is still finding the security of the new. But the brain is more plastic than often thought; just a matter of finding the new patterns.
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Christougher in Jokes   
    A goat, the dictator of Latveria, and two cymbals fell down some stairs.
     
    The headlines read...
     
     
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Burrito Boy in Jokes   
    A goat, the dictator of Latveria, and two cymbals fell down some stairs.
     
    The headlines read...
     
     
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Pariah in Jokes   
    Cold, man, cold...
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Cancer in Jokes   
    Cold, man, cold...
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from tkdguy in Jokes   
    Doctor who can participate in non-linear joke-telling.
     
     
     
    Edit: I got it from a fanfic.
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes   
    Doctor who can participate in non-linear joke-telling.
     
     
     
    Edit: I got it from a fanfic.
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Pariah in Jokes   
    Doctor who can participate in non-linear joke-telling.
     
     
     
    Edit: I got it from a fanfic.
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from death tribble in Jokes   
    "Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator."
     
    Someones' profile on fanfiction.net
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Cancer in A Thread For Random Links   
    The Dungeon Crawl Preparedness Test: http://tomorrowlands.org/misc/dungeon.txt
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from Cancer in Jokes   
    "Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator."
     
    Someones' profile on fanfiction.net
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from death tribble in A Thread for Random Videos   
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from BlueCloud2k2 in Jokes   
    "Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator."
     
    Someones' profile on fanfiction.net
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from tkdguy in Jokes   
    "Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator."
     
    Someones' profile on fanfiction.net
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    Narf the Mouse reacted to Pariah in Jokes   
    An Imperial Stormtrooper and a Starfleet Redshirt are locked together in a room.
     
    The Stormtrooper fires at the Redshirt, but misses.
     
    The Redshirt dies anyway. 
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    Narf the Mouse reacted to tkdguy in Jokes   
    I poured root beer into a square cup. Now it's just beer.
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    Narf the Mouse got a reaction from tkdguy in A Thread for Random Videos   
    If you've never heard of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", then you've never heard of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes."
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVoqiigRVgs&list=UU5ULw1HdWcHLjstFrUgoMTQ
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