Blue

Pipikaula purely because it sounds like a redheaded vampire with braids.
 
More ridiculous concept...
 
Two of every animal on an ark vs. All of humanity growing out of two people
 
(I shouldn't click submit reply on anything so loaded... but I can't help myself)

Any shade.  I"m all good!
 
Civil War Ghosts vs Pirate Ghosts

Any shade.  I"m all good!
 
Civil War Ghosts vs Pirate Ghosts

Patriots.  I have no skin in this fight, I just ascribe to the famous quote, "Cheering for the Yankees is like cheering for the house in blackjack."
 
Lesser of two Zzzzzzz...
 
Soap Opera vs Reality show

Heeeeere I come to save the daaaaay!
 
Here comes the enemy, you reach to the weapon rack and grab...
 
Warhammer or Battleaxe?

Always go silent.  Because if someone complains about it they obviously dealt it.  OBVIOUSLY.
 
Faceless corporations taking over the world....
 
Disney (ABC, Marvel, Lucasfilm, Pixar) vs Apple (iPhone, Macbook, iTunes)

Riddler has more than one riddle.
 
Who hates California more...
 
Pariah vs Trump
 
(Just kidding, that's not the fight)
 
Tonight Show Hosts...
 
Leno vs Fallon

Looks like the Weinernationals followed by a panel of judges.

"If we're not in a Disney movie we should be."

Once around the park, Jeeves.  I like to look at all the poor dogs who have to walk it.

Once around the park, Jeeves.  I like to look at all the poor dogs who have to walk it.

Romulan Ale.  But only if it's brewed from fresh Romulans.
 
 
More Literary spies
 
Jack Ryan (Tom Clancy) vs Jason Bourne (Robert Ludlum)

Pariah.  Friar Tuck hardly ever posts.
 
Greater revenge...
 
Nerds or The Jedi?

Pariah.  Friar Tuck hardly ever posts.
 
Greater revenge...
 
Nerds or The Jedi?

You mean that fish attacking that bird?  Awesome.

Adamantium because it's named after Adam Ant.
 
Have we had an Eastwood on Eastwood crime yet?  Forgive me if we've done this...
 
Dirty Harry Callahan vs Man With No Name, The.

I am groot.  I am groot.  I. Am.  Groot.
 
I am groot!
 
One is out of Bubblegum, the other Welcomes you to Urff!
 
John Nada (Roddy Piper) vs Steven Hiller (Will Smith)

IT'S NOT ATTUMA!  (The winner, that is).
 
When Androids Attack:
 
Roy Batty vs Data
 
(Edited because I didn't like my choice of fight; I hope I don't cause any confusion)

IT'S NOT ATTUMA!  (The winner, that is).
 
When Androids Attack:
 
Roy Batty vs Data
 
(Edited because I didn't like my choice of fight; I hope I don't cause any confusion)

You swallow wine of course.  Spitting is for pansy wine tasters.
 
A battle fought for, oh a decade or two now:
 
Emojis or text abbreviations (LOL, ROFL...)?

My dog stars in a political depolarization spot for a student event.

[syncopated music starts thumping]
First down the runway is Spellbinder wearing a post-modern patchwork of hackneyed checker patterns, squiggles and polka dots in a color that is so last season!  Next up is Mysterio in the oldtyme flowing purple cape mad fashionable this season by Dr. Strange, his hat appears to be a fishbowl made opaque perhaps as some sort of statement against voyeurism: now the fish are watching us!  Sublime!  Victory goes to Mysterio!
 
Now approaching the arena, direct from the hand of the lady of the lake with a short stop in a common rock comes the sword of kings, While in the other corner, the Melnibonean (sp?) weapon of unquenchable desire for souls...
 
Excalibur vs Stormbringer!