Pariah

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Almost' date=' but not quite.[/quote']

 

Q: Are you totally, completely, 100% sure that Barry Bonds is using banned supplements?

 

A: You know' date=' I sort of expected Barry Bonds to be swallowed up by the earth during his trot like that for some reason.[/quote']

 

Q: Hey, did I just feel an earthquake as Barry hit #756?

 

A: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Smurfette, and an auditorium full of Elvis imitators.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

NT: Signs that you've been living in a giant Habitrail your entire life and haven't had a reason to notice until now.

Hey, I smell something good, and it doesn't smell like these nondescript green pellets...is that pie?

Re: Jokes

Yes yer honor, that's when I killed them.

I know it was harsh but if they'd been allowed to keep going who knows what horror they would have unleashed.

You'll need more than a technicality to walk freon this one.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: That isn't what that tool was made for!!

Q: Is this Painting 101? I've brought my chain saw...

A: The destruction could be seen from orbit.

Re: Jokes

Good! But I plotted that one out before looking at the spoiler. It's easy when you use

polar bear coordinates.

Well, it's obvious you'd do it that way. To do it the other way would be putting

Re: 10 Real-life Superheroes

Hmmm...some of them seem like people with weird senses of humor. Others seem like people with real psychological issues.

Hmm... that sounds very much like numerous comic book supers....

Let's face it....even a single 15- or 20-point Psych Lim would be enough to get you committed (or at least medicated) in the real world. And most published supers have at least two of them....

Re: 10 Real-life Superheroes

From the pictures, it looks like Citizen Prime is the only one wearing any kind of protective gear. I makes me think the others are potential Darwin Award winners looking for the spot.

Re: [Twisted Game Concept] VG Supers

I'd like to play one of the fighters from Primal Rage. Armadon, maybe...

Re: Needed for Champions

As someone who returned to Champions after an extended leave of absence, let me recommend Sidekick. Great for new players, too.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: I don't think that ducking and covering is really going to help.

Q: This strange chap came into the pub, ordered six pints of bitters for him and his mate, and told the barkeep the world was going to end in a few minutes. Suppose we oughter duck and cover or something?

A: It's the strangest thing I've seen today, that's for sure.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

NT: I have heard people say that you can't criticise the President or the flag but I never thought people would complain if you criticised _______________

...the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: My oh my' date=' that is it - the oberitoralion symatinator was indead the problem.[/quote']

 

Q: Inept, insignificant scientist, Professor Muerte demands to know why his newest weapon of world conquest isn't working yet!

 

A: I guess there are worse ways to go.

Re: Jokes

Q: What do you call the ratio of the circumference of an igloo to its diameter?

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Back at the beginning with nothing

Q: Where do I end up if I take the blue pill?

A: I don't understand it, he looked all right to me.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

NT: Subtle signs that some of the posters on the board have too much power

Their descriptor doesn't include the word 'Member'.

New Topic: It's what all the coolest supervillains are wearing these days:

Re: Answers & Questions

A: I'd call that a case of sub-optimal customer relations.

Q: Excuse me, did you say that Tallarian prostitutes eat their mates at the end of the evening?

A: I wouldn't do that, and if you're smart, neither will you.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Even more obscure.

Q: Okay, I can understand why you didn't like Captain Trinotrotoluene, but what's wrong with Paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane Lad?

A: That's easy for you to say...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Susceptibility to smog. The campaign takes place in L.A.

New Topic: Books that should never, ever be made into movies.

Re: Jokes

I recall hearing recently that it's now okay to kiss nuns occasionally.

You just can't get into the habit.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

Fist of Fire by Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe

I Do' Wanna Know by REO Spedwagon

Re: "Crumbling Carrots, we've been animal-morphitized!"

Let's see... Arachne would be the daughter of the Amazing Spider-Ham, so she'd have to be a pig of some sort...

 

Ham-rachne? Arach-pig? I got nothin'.

Spider-pig, Spider-pig, Does whatever a spider-pig does....

/homer

Yep, just saw the trailer for the Simpsons Movie. I'm sorry.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

NT: You look out in the garden and a bunny is eating your vegetables! What do you do?

Cut off his head and steal his quickening!

New Top: Signs that even Weird Al would consider you white & nerdy.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Here' date=' to go with that, have some notes from the UK Lottery Commission and a hatful of business propositions from Nigerians.[/quote']

 

Q: Can I have an order of your Spam casserole, please?

 

A: I don't think the word 'horcrux' means what you think it means....

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

Grace to Grace by Geddy Lee.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

NT: Signs your new next door neighbor maybe a dragon

Charred, empty suits of plate mail in the weekly garbage. Hey, sometimes the dragon wins.

New Topic: Robert A. Heinlein would have been 100 years old this month. How do you celebrate the anniversary?