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Pariah

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: We can just ask them politely to surrender, n'est ce pa? A: It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.
  2. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Big Medley by Dream Theater. Just passed the transition from Carry On Wayward Son to Bohemian Rhapsody, and now into Lovin', Touchin' Squeezin'.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Crichton, would you like to take a closer look at D'Argo's sword? A: Frick on a stick!
  4. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? I Scare Myself by Thomas Dolby.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...and some sinkers, some floaters, some 35-pound test line, some bait, and a pole. Fishing expedition! New Topic: Songs on the jukebox at your local VIPER Base:
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Dracula's been linked to Dick Cheney and Halliburton...so what? He's dead, isn't he? A: Three minutes with pure nitroglycerine. Adjust the time accordingly for other mixtures.
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The polar bears just held a news conference to announce that they've bought nuclear technology from Iran and North Korea.
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I don't know what this 'Poly-Cotton Blend' stuff is, but it feels, like, really good against my skin!"
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He actually becomes more competent. Not limited to my own congressmen, but for all of them in general. /rant
  10. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Funny, WinAmp just switched me to Tom Sawyer. Ironic, considering yesterday's blog post....
  11. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Sacrifice The Fool by Venice
  12. Re: [Character] Glitterbunny
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey, I've seen that guy! He was part of Viper Force 1 back in 4th Edition, wasn't he?
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay, I have a large pepperoni and black olives. Meal worms wit dat?" New Topic: Really bad supervillain costume ideas.
  15. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can enjoy your pizza with soft drinks, cold draft beer, or a bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
  16. Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Compare and contrast the spiritual and prophetic properties of 11011, XVII, and 27"? What class is this for, anyway? A: Not a chance. YOU put on the red cape and the top hat!
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...sending in Carmen Electra in a Viperia costume!
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And next on Classical 89, we hear Chris Cornell and the Canadian Brass performing Verdi's Dies Irae...." New Topic: The LAST thing I wanted to hear today was ________________.
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear who's publishing transcripts of every single Farscape episode? A: Two cups whole wheat flour, 1.5 cups brown sugar, a teaspoon of cinnamon, and 3.6 grams of weapons grade plutonium.
  20. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You end up spending your whole evening with the Police...as well as the next 3-5 years, with the possibility of time off for good behavior.
  21. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On your back porch, gathering moss.
  22. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and all the surviving members of the Rolling Stones.
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