Pariah

Re: Answers & Questions Q: This strange chap came into the pub, ordered six pints of bitters for him and his mate, and told the barkeep the world was going to end in a few minutes. Suppose we oughter duck and cover or something? A: It's the strangest thing I've seen today, that's for sure.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

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Re: Jokes Q: What do you call the ratio of the circumference of an igloo to its diameter?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where do I end up if I take the blue pill? A: I don't understand it, he looked all right to me.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Their descriptor doesn't include the word 'Member'. New Topic: It's what all the coolest supervillains are wearing these days:

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excuse me, did you say that Tallarian prostitutes eat their mates at the end of the evening? A: I wouldn't do that, and if you're smart, neither will you.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, I can understand why you didn't like Captain Trinotrotoluene, but what's wrong with Paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane Lad? A: That's easy for you to say...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Susceptibility to smog. The campaign takes place in L.A. New Topic: Books that should never, ever be made into movies.

Re: Jokes I recall hearing recently that it's now okay to kiss nuns occasionally. You just can't get into the habit.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Fist of Fire by Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe I Do' Wanna Know by REO Spedwagon

Re: "Crumbling Carrots, we've been animal-morphitized!" Spider-pig, Spider-pig, Does whatever a spider-pig does.... /homer Yep, just saw the trailer for the Simpsons Movie. I'm sorry.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cut off his head and steal his quickening! New Top: Signs that even Weird Al would consider you white & nerdy.

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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Grace to Grace by Geddy Lee.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Charred, empty suits of plate mail in the weekly garbage. Hey, sometimes the dragon wins. New Topic: Robert A. Heinlein would have been 100 years old this month. How do you celebrate the anniversary?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Finally, I've climbed Mount Everest! I wonder what my life will be like now... A: I told him he'd regret it if he touched that.

Re: WWYCD: Fans and cons Jack Diamond went to a con once -- incognito, just to look around. While he was there, he heard a couple of fan arguing about whether he was really a hero or a menace. For kicks, he joined the argument on the "He's a menace!" side. The "He's a hero!" fan made a compelling, passionate case for why all the negative publicity Diamond got was inaccurate and undeserved. Later that day, he watched with satisfaction as his unknowing supporter found something he'd covertly placed in his jacket pocket: his calling card (a blue-backed Hoyle jack of diamonds) with the word "Thanks" written across it. Pariah is uncomfortable with all that attention. He'll go if asked, but he'll spend most of the time deflecting attention and praise to his teammates. Thunderstrike has been going to cons for years. He participates in the discussion groups, signs autographs, poses for pictures, gives lectures, the whole nine yards. Although he's been in the business for more than a decade, he remembers the wonder of being a new superhero and is happy to share that joy as much as he can. Wild Card has never been to a con. They always seem to schedule these things the same weekend as his archaeology symposia. Morningstar spends her day at the con with conflicting feelings -- thrilled and humbled, on the one hand, at the number of people who seem to want to see her and talk to her, and a little peeved at the long, long line of pretty girls falling over themselves to get a glimpse at Terminal Velocity. Have a little pride, girls! ColdFire is a geek at heart, so she eats the experience up. When she's not making public appearances, she's hanging out with fans and beating anyone who cares to try their hand against her at Halo 3. Onyx is amazed that, with all the superheroes patrolling New York these days, they'd ask him to come to a con. He jumps at the chance.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Carp, I hadn't realized Enforcer84 got in before I did. Sorry... New Topic: The title of J.K. Rowling's eighth book, "Harry Potter and ___________________________"

Re: Jokes The worst foursome in the history of golf: Heidi Fleiss, O.J. Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton. Why? 1. Heidi's a hooker. 2. O.J.'s a slicer. 3. Ted can't drive over water. 4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Harry Potter and Carlos Santana. Hey, he's guest appeared with everyone else......

Re: Jokes Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? A: Nothing. You can't cross a scalar and a vector. I used to drive a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer I got lost. Yeah, it was time for a new sig line.

Re: Need help with a team idea Defender of the Faith: Captured by sorcerers/cultists and survived their ritual due to an innate (but previously unknown) immunity to magic. Took it as a sign from God that his mission in life would be to hunt down and destroy magicians, soothsayers, and other heretical mystic types. Probably no superpowers other than his immunity to magic (good luck figuring out how to build that!), but probably has decent stats and carries a lot of equipment.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Leftovers. And like Bill Cosby said, I am an American. That means I can eat anything in the world between two slices of bread. New Topic: Unexpected plot twists from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've never seen someone enjoy a colonoscopy so much... A: There's no shame is being poor, only in dressing poorly.