Pariah

Team Edward and Team Jacob vs. Team Buffy. But it would be a very short battle....
 
NT: How you earned that seventeen thousand dollar electric bill last month,

VIPER Agents vs. Stormtroopers. First team to actually hit someone from the other team wins.

VIPER Agents vs. Stormtroopers. First team to actually hit someone from the other team wins.

VIPER Agents vs. Stormtroopers. First team to actually hit someone from the other team wins.

I saw a thing for/about young parents. It read something like this:
 
First kid: "He ate dirt! Get out the disinfectant!"
Second kid: "He ate some dirt. Wipe his mouth off before he gets his clothes dirty."
Third kid: "He ate some dirt. I wonder if I need to give him lunch...."
 
(And someone added: Fourth kid: "I wonder if he's eating enough dirt....")

The sounds of silence.  (Both kids are asleep.    )

The new cover of "Eye in the Sky" by Asia Featuring John Payne
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ8LFDF6G0A

"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", "Lobachevsky", "We Will All Go Together...." and other hits from the discography of Tom Lehrer.
 
The big show-stopper, of course, is "The Vatican Rag". "Genuflect! Genuflect! Genuflect!"

And hey, if you build it into your class budget....

Get a few blue & white LEDs and diffuser screens set up in hidden places in your yard so your house (or your front door, if you live in an apartment) is always surrounded by a soft blue glow that looks disturbingly like Cherenkov radiation.

Foxbat kidnaps the opposing team's mascots.

In West Virginia, hot dogs are properly eaten with mustard, onions, meat chili (no beans), and cole slaw.
 
It's a lot better than it sounds. 

The CDC can't even stop the anti-vax movement. What are they going to do about zombies?

See this month's Superdraft thread and "Sleeping ... aah ... Beauty."

Man, I haven't player Paranoia in...well, decades.  I ran an session of it one evening when I was a counselor at a summer camp for gifted and talented kids. It was  quite memorable.

Who says she bathes? She's green for a reason.

"We came to your world looking for intelligent life. Oops. We made a mistake. We'll be back in a thousand years when you are either more evolved or extinct."
 
NT: Subtle signs the visiting aliens are less intelligent than we are.

"STFU!!!!!"

School's out for summer. They aren't actually undead, but the differences are minor.

The Rich stop dying.
If Taxes are no longer inevitable, than Death isn't either.

Too much sodium in his diet.

John Elway is a Jedi Master.

John Elway is a Jedi Master.

He has a tattoo of Maxwell's equations around his biceps.

What would the point of drinking coffee be, then?