[We see crowds of shoppers at Macy's, trying to get those day after Thanksgiving holiday savings. The place is PACKED.]
[Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Bruce Dern pilots the Goodyear Blimp into the hapless store, crashing into the front door!]
[Shoppers scream in terror, desperately trying to escape and trampling each other in fear!]
BLACK FRIDAY -- It could happen tomorrow!