Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats: approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. --Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius. - Anon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done. - Anon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source. --John L. Shelton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You can never be sure how many beers you had last night. --The Heineken Uncertainty Principle James Gillen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. --Wethern's Law And the ignition of most flame-wars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER X-rated movies are all alike... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot --anon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Confucius say too much. --Recent Chinese Proverb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass. --Howard Kandel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. From an article on the growth of federal regulations in the Oct. 24th issue of National Review Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I came, I saw, I ran away screaming like a little schoolgirl. -Doctor Otaku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go. - Tombstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER ".....and again we enter the valley of death, but we shall fear no evil for we are the baddest motherf------ in the valley." --Richard Marcinko, Leader of SEAL Team 6 /edited to comply with forum rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Life's hard; it's harder if you're stupid --John Wayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Why are you weeping? Did you imagine that I was immortal? Louis XIV, to his servants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted May 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER PATER noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kawaii gin neko Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER there's no belle like a southern belle. - southern belle dairy commercial ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Thou doth shalt not phooqeth with things thou dost not understand, lest God kick your candy ass with your own phooq up. -Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER No matter where you go -- there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kawaii gin neko Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER No matter where you go -- there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai XD buckaroo banzai!!!!!!!!!! *squeals* oh, uh...quote... luke skywalker gives me the shivers! - my hs best friend, jessihoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER lmao males count as domesticated fuzzies? Some of us are fuzzier than others, but in general, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Let us say, that the quality of our lives are based on a concrete point system. Now if there is no God, and you spend your life worshiping him, then at the end of your life you receive minus 10 life quality points, because you wasted your life worshiping him. Likewise if you spend your life not worshiping God, and he doesn't exist, you get bonus 10 quality points for living a full and free life. Now if God DOES exist going to heaven will get you infinite quality points and going to hell will get you infinite low quality points. Therefore it makes absolutely no sense to not believe in God. If not for your complete faith, then out of fear of the statistical risk of going to hell. Better safe then sorry. --Blaine Theriot (AKA Thinks Faith Is A Betting Pool Bastard). /Incidentally, he's also Plagarizing Bastard. This is a long winder version of Pascal's Wager. Yup. Goes on the assumption that if any deities exist that they would be fooled by someone pretending to believe in them so that they wouldn't get punished for not believing. Now, I don't personally believe that there are any deities. However, if there were any and they had a fraction of the power people attribute to them, I'm pretty sure they would see through such pretended faith. And in fact might be more insulted by it than people like me that don't believe and don't pretend that we do. But hey, maybe that's just me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius. - Anon. The problem is that you CAN make it foolproof. You just can't make it d@mnfool proof... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You've got a heart of glass or a heart of stone Just you wait 'til I get you home We've got no future, we've got no past Here today, built to last In every city, in every nation From Lake Geneva to the Finland station (How far have you been?) In a West End town, a dead end world The East End boys and West End girls A West End town, a dead end world East End Boys, West End girls West End girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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