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Yesterday we went to Home Despot to pick up some new trash cans' date=' which will be used for the temporary storage of...trash. I spent half an hour stacking and unstacking trash cans so that my wife could buy the cleanest ones. I tried hinting--"You know these are [i']trash[/i] cans, right?"--but to no avail.

 

Tell me at least it was clean re the outside, not the inside.

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Nope' date=' I'm not even familiar with that soundtrack.[/quote']

01 Garbage-Number1 Crush

02 Everclear-Local God

03 Gavin Friday-Angel

04 One Inch Punch-Pretty Piece Of Flesh

05 Deseree-Kissing You

06 Butthole Surfers-Whatever I Had A Dream

07 Cardigans-Lovefool

08 Kym Mazelle-Young Hearts Run Free

09 Quindon Tarver-Everybodys Free

10 Mundy-To You I Bestow

11 Radiohead-Talk Show Host

12 Stina Nordenstam-Little Star

13 Wannadies-You And Me Song

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Ok... I help my Mom out by washing dishes. Not just simple forks and tossing paper plates, but washing SPAGHETTI (actually Mostaccoli) and the saucepans and the frying pan for the sausage and the bowl with the covering plate and bowls...

 

What does it get me?

 

Mom "The water is going over."

Me "Well I got it, but all of these dishes need to be done!" (in high pitched, annoyed voice)

Mom "Then don't do them."

Me "Right. I'm stupid and I'll let the water get everywhere."

Mom "That's because you let stuff pile up."

Me "I'm doing the dishes!" (once more the shrill voice on me)

Mom "That's unacceptable. You lose your temper."

 

Seriously. The [censored] DOES NOT KNOW WHAT LOSING YOUR TEMPER IS!

 

And I had the frying pan just in reach to show her what a temper was.

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Ok... I help my Mom out by washing dishes. Not just simple forks and tossing paper plates, but washing SPAGHETTI (actually Mostaccoli) and the saucepans and the frying pan for the sausage and the bowl with the covering plate and bowls...

 

What does it get me?

 

Mom "The water is going over."

Me "Well I got it, but all of these dishes need to be done!" (in high pitched, annoyed voice)

Mom "Then don't do them."

Me "Right. I'm stupid and I'll let the water get everywhere."

Mom "That's because you let stuff pile up."

Me "I'm doing the dishes!" (once more the shrill voice on me)

Mom "That's unacceptable. You lose your temper."

 

Seriously. The [censored] DOES NOT KNOW WHAT LOSING YOUR TEMPER IS!

 

And I had the frying pan just in reach to show her what a temper was.

Heh, boy,that sounds familiar from my past.

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Ok... I help my Mom out by washing dishes. Not just simple forks and tossing paper plates, but washing SPAGHETTI (actually Mostaccoli) and the saucepans and the frying pan for the sausage and the bowl with the covering plate and bowls...

 

What does it get me?

 

Mom "The water is going over."

Me "Well I got it, but all of these dishes need to be done!" (in high pitched, annoyed voice)

Mom "Then don't do them."

Me "Right. I'm stupid and I'll let the water get everywhere."

Mom "That's because you let stuff pile up."

Me "I'm doing the dishes!" (once more the shrill voice on me)

Mom "That's unacceptable. You lose your temper."

 

Seriously. The [censored] DOES NOT KNOW WHAT LOSING YOUR TEMPER IS!

 

And I had the frying pan just in reach to show her what a temper was.

 

 

Jesus... our mothers are apparently clones of each other.

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I just love getting PM's calling me a "F***ing bitch" and other wonderful names.

 

Shows a lot of imagination, doesn't it?

 

What a maroon. I'd ask who, but I already know, don't I?

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I just love getting PM's calling me a "F***ing bitch" and other wonderful names.

 

Shows a lot of imagination, doesn't it?

Ouch. I can't imagine who... :rolleyes:

 

See, to me, if I'm actually angry enough to call someone that...I actually go for something more insulting than just vulgarity. From my mother, as I mentioned elsewhere. People's hot buttons are not pressed by that sort of thing. And I do know a few hot buttons I could press on you and others, and if I were actually moved to that level of vitriol, you'd know it.

 

OTOH, it takes a lot to get me that angry. Angry, not much actually, despite appearances, but not that angry. Also, actually, I'm not at all likely to get angry at people that I know as friends. Family, close loved ones, co-workers...that's where my fuse is.

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Ouch. I can't imagine who... :rolleyes:

 

See, to me, if I'm actually angry enough to call someone that...I actually go for something more insulting than just vulgarity. From my mother, as I mentioned elsewhere. People's hot buttons are not pressed by that sort of thing. And I do know a few hot buttons I could press on you and others, and if I were actually moved to that level of vitriol, you'd know it.

 

OTOH, it takes a lot to get me that angry. Angry, not much actually, despite appearances, but not that angry. Also, actually, I'm not at all likely to get angry at people that I know as friends. Family, close loved ones, co-workers...that's where my fuse is.

 

I've been called worse. And I can't say I'm surprised or impressed. I know the curse words, too. Ask Jack. I got asked to stop using them for a character I was playing a couple of years ago. lol

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I've been called worse. And I can't say I'm surprised or impressed. I know the curse words' date=' too. Ask Jack. I got asked to stop using them for a character I was playing a couple of years ago. lol[/quote']

 

Yeah, but that was a special case... and it was getting excessive.

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I've been called worse. And I can't say I'm surprised or impressed. I know the curse words' date=' too. Ask Jack. I got asked to stop using them for a character I was playing a couple of years ago. lol[/quote']

I hope you don't mind if I say I'm not shocked! :)

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