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Bored of the Rings HERO


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Re: Bored of the Rings HERO

 

Fond memories. Let's see if I remenber any of the poetry.

 

Let's try the national anthem of the Sty (the parody version of the Shire)

 

We Boggies are a hairy folk

Who like to eat until we choke

Loving all like Friend and Brother

And hardly ever eat each other!

 

Sing: Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble

Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble

 

Anything eatable we've got dibs on

And hope we all die with our bibs on

Ever gay we never grow up

So come and eat and play and throw up!

 

Sing: Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble

Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble

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Re: Bored of the Rings HERO

 

Ah yes.. fond memories. The line "they have long, clever fingers of the sort that are usally found around the necks of small animals or in other people's pockets" has been applied to many a halfling thief inour games.

 

cheers, Mark

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My favorite section was Stomper losing his sword (and silver bullets et al.) at the Sign of the Goode Eats.

 

Keith "Dragonbreth Gilthorpial!" Curtis

 

PS. And one mustn't forget the map. I loved that book, and still keep it in the Tolkein section of the library.

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The one that really cracked me up, lo those many years ago, was:

 

"Aieee!" cired the orc, brandishing a faggot.

"Aieee!" cried the faggot.

 

That entire section is hilarious.

 

How did that go? "All was quiet except for the rattle of pinball machines and the heavy breathing of North Koreans."

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