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There is only one thing the philosopher called Cancer can be relied upon to do,

and that is to contradict other philosophers.

 

Plato, writing about Cancer, when the boy constellation first came to earth in ancient Athens.

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Death Tribble researched solid hologram technology for years in the basement of his secluded castle lab in the Welsh countryside. :smoke:

 

 

Finally he perfected them ! Holograms that appear and sound real to the human senses ! :thumbup:

 

 

Success, fame, and millions of pounds from the patents ? No, not quite. :D

 

 

He merely displays his old Bettie Page movie collection in 3-D now. :straight:

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Egypt had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

 

Oh. Wait. That's right, Egypt has been laid to rest as he was killed for his bones.

 

Egypt had a little ghost, little ghost, little ghost. Egypt had a little ghost whose sheet was white as snow. :P

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If you ever want to bring New Gingrich out in a cold sweat ask him about the time Seanaci did the Can Can for him.

 

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to death tribble again."

 

Damn it. I've got nothing to complicate Tribble. I'm laughing far too hard.

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To keep his youthful appearance and look ravishingly good, Death Tribble visits the spa on a weekly basis and is papmered beyond belief. Oh. Wait. Never mind. That's me.

 

Death Tribble mud wrestles the burliest women on the planet and loses every time.

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Actually, Seanaci is know in the superhero sub-culture of Denver as THE PAMPERED WOMAN and referes to the health spa as her Danger Room.

 

All the other supers just give her The Look and some of the villains have stated that they feel it is below their dignity to be harrassed by that woman.

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Roter Baron bludgeons people in the night and carries them off. They wake up wrapped in tight paper packages labeled "elephant suppositories", aboard tractor-trailers that seem to be destined for zoos in neighboring countries.

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Egyptoid's age of 41 is only correct if you count how long he walks around pretending to be the man you see in the photo.

 

His real age is closer to 51,965 and this is his 42,012th impersonation of a mortal.

He will tell you all about the war against the serpent people of Valusia that he fought leading a horde of neaderthals in 48,876 B.C. if you can get him really drunk.

 

But I personally don't believe his boasting about single-handedly defeating their Emperor Hsssishshigg'kklll II.

No way! Everybody knows that Shmmlllshhhhllllfff'sh IV. was emperor then!

And don't start with "after 20 beers and over 50,000 years you can mix up things a little".

Yeah, yeah, that's always what they tell when they get caught ...

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Dresden was a nice city with glass and porcelain manufacturing capacity. Some strange substances are used in glazes and colored glasses; cadmium, uranium and thorium oxides, other exotic heavy toxic metal compounds.

 

The Allies bombed the city and caused massive fires, and in the warehouses, the pigments fused in the infernal heat, making something brilliantly colored, horribly misshapen, deadly toxic, and ... possessed of a vengeful intellect.

 

Thus was born the thing we call Roter Baron.

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