Egyptoid Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above There is only one thing the philosopher called Cancer can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers. Plato, writing about Cancer, when the boy constellation first came to earth in ancient Athens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid ascended me - that was awfully nice of him! Of course, he only did that to draw the fire of Zeus away from him by placing me right in front of him in Olympus. Now I get zapped by them lightning-bolts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron impregnated Bridget Bardot. But she does like to talk about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble researched solid hologram technology for years in the basement of his secluded castle lab in the Welsh countryside. Finally he perfected them ! Holograms that appear and sound real to the human senses ! Success, fame, and millions of pounds from the patents ? No, not quite. He merely displays his old Bettie Page movie collection in 3-D now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egypt had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Oh. Wait. That's right, Egypt has been laid to rest as he was killed for his bones. Egypt had a little ghost, little ghost, little ghost. Egypt had a little ghost whose sheet was white as snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you ever want to bring New Gingrich out in a cold sweat ask him about the time Seanaci did the Can Can for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you ever want to bring New Gingrich out in a cold sweat ask him about the time Seanaci did the Can Can for him. "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to death tribble again." Damn it. I've got nothing to complicate Tribble. I'm laughing far too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hey, I got the money I owe you. Sorry it took so long for me to pay you back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid dreams in French, curses in Arabic, and hallucinates in Farsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84: 100 kilos of super-high-explosive in a fifty-kilo bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer gets love letters from Shelley Winters and Marilyn Monroe. This started after both were dead. He's starting to get quite worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble gets fan letters from priarie dogs and gophers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci used to live in the Seattle Seahawks locker room for 3 seasons. That got boring so she moved to Mt.St.Helens. Then things really took off for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid has never been to Egypt. However, he has been to and danced on the South Pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above some parts of her family Seanci does not talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Despite all Egyptoids begging phone calls, mails and personal pleas Roseanne Barr still won't let him out of her bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above To keep his youthful appearance and look ravishingly good, Death Tribble visits the spa on a weekly basis and is papmered beyond belief. Oh. Wait. Never mind. That's me. Death Tribble mud wrestles the burliest women on the planet and loses every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Actually, Seanaci is know in the superhero sub-culture of Denver as THE PAMPERED WOMAN and referes to the health spa as her Danger Room. All the other supers just give her The Look and some of the villains have stated that they feel it is below their dignity to be harrassed by that woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron bludgeons people in the night and carries them off. They wake up wrapped in tight paper packages labeled "elephant suppositories", aboard tractor-trailers that seem to be destined for zoos in neighboring countries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer knows what Roter does in the middle of the night witht he people he carries off because he's the one that has to see that the suppositories are used correctly at one of those zoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above and since Seanaci's signature appears on the bottom line of each one of these suppository prescription and aquisition forms, we know that she approves and enjoys all this zoological misappropriation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid's age of 41 is only correct if you count how long he walks around pretending to be the man you see in the photo. His real age is closer to 51,965 and this is his 42,012th impersonation of a mortal. He will tell you all about the war against the serpent people of Valusia that he fought leading a horde of neaderthals in 48,876 B.C. if you can get him really drunk. But I personally don't believe his boasting about single-handedly defeating their Emperor Hsssishshigg'kklll II. No way! Everybody knows that Shmmlllshhhhllllfff'sh IV. was emperor then! And don't start with "after 20 beers and over 50,000 years you can mix up things a little". Yeah, yeah, that's always what they tell when they get caught ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Dresden was a nice city with glass and porcelain manufacturing capacity. Some strange substances are used in glazes and colored glasses; cadmium, uranium and thorium oxides, other exotic heavy toxic metal compounds. The Allies bombed the city and caused massive fires, and in the warehouses, the pigments fused in the infernal heat, making something brilliantly colored, horribly misshapen, deadly toxic, and ... possessed of a vengeful intellect. Thus was born the thing we call Roter Baron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer blue up Krypton because Jor El owed him 20$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer sold Sally's sea-shells standing on his head on the sidewalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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