Roter Baron Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above His sea-shells really taste nice ... or would, if you had some lemon juice. And Seanaci is making a killing selling the lemons on the other side of the street! And if you complain the outrageous prices she demands you get pummeled with a full grocery-bag full of lemons. I saw people die! And I saw Seanaci split her earnings with Enforcer so I personally think that it is a scam and they are members of the International Sea-Shell Lemon Mafia. Am I right, Donna Seanaci? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If Roter only knew how many lemons are taken for free by Seanaci throwing them at the mean people, he would be surprised. Then again, he is one of those mean people and must have a huge stockpile of them by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci had some jewelry made with kryptonite settings, in preparation for if her stalker-case shows up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid. Being sued by the German government for non return of a Zepplin. He's had it for 90 years now, what is he doing with it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble Math 101. Every Thursday from 4pm until 4:01pm. Be there or be circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci is lying about her age: She is not really 26. Instaed it should read: "26th incarnation". She has been so far among others: A wooly-mammoth (male), a man-eating tigress, a servant-girl at the court of the serpent king of Valusia, a Roman legionaire, a Chinese architect working on the Great Wall, a Chinese slave working on the Great Wall (same life - she really focked up with the architect job ..), a Queen of the Iroquoise, a gunslinger in the Old West, a slung gun in the New East, a spicy burrito in early 20th century Mexico (only an in-between incarnation for a day),a German soldier during WW1 (No, not the flying red guy!), a Turkish used goat-salesman in Istanbul and Japanese Imperial soldier hiding out on a Pacifiv Island till he committed suicide out of boredom. And now she is an Ãœbergeek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above RB, Death Tribbles assistant in Math 101. Which, if I might add makes for quite the (humerous) experience in trying to learn math when you're already confused as it is. *in professor-like voices, which in my imagination is for some odd reason, British* DT: And so you see, 2+2 is indeed not 4, but 8. RB: No no no, Tribble, you have it all wrong. 2+2 is 7.5. DT: *turns, raises an eyebrow* And just where on the bloody earth did you come up with that? RB: *in a quick and hushed tone so only DT can hear, he explains what he's written on the board, then looking to DT for a reply* DT: Ahhh yes, old chap, you are indeed right. Class, forget what I've told you of 2+2 being 8. RB here is most correct in his math that 2+2 is indeed 7.5. *looks about the class and sees every face confused beyond belief* And I do believe my job here is done. Class dismissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci ... unintended self-aware AI construct, spawned of the NSA's domestic surveillance program. This form provides an important "sanity check" (!!) for her, providing invaluable checks on idiom, syntax, and high-level absurdity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Sorry for the delay Cancer. I'm still working on your character sheet. I'm not sure why the cosmic GM wants a page-by-page accounting of each body in your constellation, but its starting to gel now. I'm on page fourteen of your spectral and radiographic powers, I'll have the gravitic sections ready tomorrow noon. C-ya ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egypt, I think you're forgetting a few things for the character sheet you're making. What it is though, I'm just not sure. Perhaps you should ask Professors Tribble and Baron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Navy of Kansas is still angry with Seanaci over the Lime Green Battleship incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR Dragon Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribbles are the only thing a True Klingon likes to cuddle up with after dancing the polka all night long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The unguarded secret entrance to VR Dragon's Evil Mastermind Fortress is the 3rd stall from the left in the men's room at the municipal water park in Moscow, Idaho. It's diabolically clever to put it there; the park is closed nine months a year, so only during the summer does he get unintended intruders. That corresponds to his feeding season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR Dragon Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is the greatest of all zodiac sighs, not a krill with a universe sized ego and godlike delusions of grandure at all. ::Covers nose to keep sudden growth spurt from poking out someone's eye:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above VR Dragon was once mistaken for a bat by Robert Redford who wiped his nose on him. They have not spoken since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble, horns so sharp, he managed to put his own eyes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci - looks so sharp it puts your eyes out! (Oh, crap - this isn't "Compliment the person above"! Damn! Okay, breathe calmly .... and thinkthinkthink ...) And she has a whole necklace of popped-out eyeballs that she wears regularly to Christmas and Thanksgiving! (Wheew! That was close. But still pulled it off - for I am: Der Rote Baron!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If only Roter Baron would lighten up a little, then he'd be known as Hellroter Baron. Horrible cross-language pun #12709 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer...a man not worthy of being in the same thread as the Master Baron. He cowers at the very mention of the Baron's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Seanaci. Regularly has snow shipped from the Rocky Mountains for her baths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was once known as a great leader by his kind. Too bad they listened and showed up at the Star Trek: Tribbles Attack Reunion at his behest. It was a real crapper on their careers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Savinien, that deadly sniper, is the real killer of JFK. Oswald was framed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above If only Roter Baron would lighten up a little, then he'd be known as Hellroter Baron. Horrible cross-language pun #12709 Hellish red I already am! (make that pun # 12710) Anyway, I am not here to have a good time, but to complicate for Kaiser, Volk und Vaterland. And I see Cancer's Doppeldecker right in front of me. So it's him (nothing personal .... verdammter Amerikaner! ): Cancer knows all about the framing of Oswald and Savinien, the deadly sniper: He hired both of them! And invited Kennedy to Dallas. And invented words like "pre-paid", "Whodunit" and "or else"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron tried to recreate the Miracle of Bern but ended up with the Ruddy Mess of Geneva, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has taught his pet ball python to constrict and consume jars of Vegemite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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