Narratio Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Looking through the deed polls I find that Cancers name was originally Resank, who are an offshoot of the Alucard family tree... interesting eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once killed a man in Reno because said man claimed that Narratio dressed up as Marie Antoinette and acted out the 'Let them eat cake' speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is the absolute center of London, so wherever dt goes, London follows. And hence, the Universe as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is very frustrated by the red tape involved in joining the Mad Doctor's Union. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above I thought that "surfing the internet" was just a figure of speech until I saw SatinKitty and her surf board. It's AMAZING how small she can get... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has been banned from submitting new sports to the Olympics committee after the pogo sticks and pillows incident in Montreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble spends his rainy Sundays gilding Lillies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio spends Fridays writing intellectual diatribes against the National Enquirer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble arranged The Bells Of St. Mary for musical mice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus actually played the Bells of St.Trinians once. Took him weeks to recover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above the belles of St Trinians played Narratio once. They recovered more quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Dr Hoz breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he hears the theme tune to Beverley Hills 90210 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble has secret cameras in all forum-members homes. That's how he found out that Drhoz really DOES break out in a cold sweat at the sound of that theme tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Drhoz built his family fortune selling canned salmon to Vegans. Not the vegetarians, rather, the native life forms living on planets orbiting the star Vega. It seems to have astonishingly powerful euphoric effects on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Interestingly CAncer has never been to any of the planets surrounding Vega. It seems he's allergic to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once compared kissing Britany Spears to kissing Himmler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Of course, I was only making that association as I'd once seen death tribble give Himmler a damnably fine snog one cold winters night back in '42 as allied bombers swept overhead and searchlights probed the clouds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio had to be forcibly restrained when he found out he was no longer Pee Wee Hermman's love puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble smokes titanium cigars in a nice, warm chlorine atmosphere. He has his own little smoking parlor in a pocket dimension hanging off his coat closet for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Unlike some celebrities, Cancer paid to have his home sex tape promoted and sold over the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Unlike some celebrities Narratio has to pay to get into his own premieries. And twice as much to be let out afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above All of Don Rickles' material was just Death tribble jokes with the serial numbers filed off. Whether they are jokes made by, or made about, DT varies from joke to joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever wondered where those red carpets, used at all movie premiers, comes from? It seems Cancer has a thriving cotage industry involving his body hair and a small loom. Apparently the Discovery channel are to do a "How it's made" episode on the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio hates chimpanzees following a dreadful birthday tea party that was invaded by them and where they kicked his backside. He was 18 at the time..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble (not Cancer at all... honest) collects limited edition Barbie dolls. His current pride is the Hammer horror tie-in, "Lesbian Vampire Twins-of-Evil Barbie" in an unopened box complete with underwired translucent night dress, antique multibranched candlestick and Cinema still shot from the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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