Cancer Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble has a large collection of hub caps stolen off of Bentleys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has a large collection of jet engines stolen off planes in flight of the American air force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above This thread fell silent for nine days as Death Tribble rounded up his lackeys and pressed hard for his campaign for Parliament. Unfortunately, his Hairy Flaming Destructionists party failed to gain a single seat in the last election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer feels the need to lick on newly-laminated paper. He can smell a fresh driver's license a mile away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus lead the charge of the Polar Bears which broke the Prussian right leading to an independent Scandanavia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deep in the vauilts of the Vatican lie the "Forbidden" books of the Bible. Only noted scholars of deep spiritual strength are ever allowed to peruse them. But it was there that mankind first learnt of 'the death tribble' and his everlasting threat to us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio supplied St. John of Pathmos with funny fungi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was once a lake in Finland. The whole epiosde was hushed up by the KGB and nowadays the FSB deny that it ever took place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Speaking of teh FSU, KGB and similar organizations, did you know that death tribble is the only sentient to have appeared on the "better off dead" lists of the worlds top 10 secret services, every year since 1959 - with the exception of 1968, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented Chelsea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble has promised to eat his weight in kippered herring and whipped cream if England loses to the US in their World Cup opener in eleven days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once tried to start up an official American cricket team. He was laughed out of court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once tried to start up an official American cricket team. He was laughed out of court. Actually, that's the reaction I got when I asked an Australian to explain cricket to me. Apparently you can't understand it if you aren't born with it. L. Marcus thinks ice hockey would be a more interesting game if it was played with cricket bats instead of those flimsy hockey sticks. He wants to sell more body armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Did you know that it was Cancer who proposed that cricket clubs use cheerleaders. It's still under discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once created, through genetic manipulation, evil magic rites, and general badassery, a man-eating gazebo. Women and children were quite safe, which was a bit of a disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus is on the Fashion Houses "must dress" list and he is pursued by courtiers like Valentino, Ford, Versace, St Laurent, Lagerfeld and Gaultier eventhough he flatly refuses to have anything to do with the fashion industry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Most of Death tribble's considerable disposable income gets funneled into a disinformation campaign aiming to conceal just how luxurious tribble fur feels. If word got out, with the extreme ease with which one can breed the creatures, then tribble fur farms would spring up everywhere and his species would be enslaved and harvested forever for their pelts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above In "The Frost-Nixon Interviews" DVD, check out the "bloopers". It's the bit where Tricky Dicky says "Haldeman didn't want to do it, but death tribble finally convinced him to go along with the plan..." What a hoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was shamed into hiding by the infamous Badger beating films which showed him defeating the animals at cards, chess, checkers and then verbally abusing them for their poor show. He has never forgiven Archermoo for filming him and leaking it to the authorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above For some reason or other death tribble has been edited out of many Hollywood biographies. Errol Flynn, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Raquel Welch and Gary Cooper are just some of many stars who have made absolutley no mention of the tribble and his effect on thier lives and careers. It's very strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio had to pay Paulie Shore to take him out of his autobiography, not that Narratio thought anyone would buy it but the link to Shore was so terrible he felt he had to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above If there had actually been a second Highlander film, death tribble would have been the star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy did a screen test for a movie once. RKO's much jinxed production of "The Naked Singing Gaucho" in the era of silent movies. Sadly the whole deal just fell through. Although you can find the odd still picture on certain specialist web sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once drank the Caspian Sea for a bet. He went blind for a fortnight, deaf for a month, lost his sense of touch for a weekend, was mute for a day and in a coma for a year. I would say that he lost his sense of taste but he never had any anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble night-lights as a cobbler at Maxwell's in Bond Street. The man in charge of personnel affairs thought he was a brownie -- the pay was so good, Deathie never pointed out the slight mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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