Narratio Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus has tried his hands at many things, he was even an apprentice baker. Of course that was back in the mid 1600's, when he was in London. It didn't work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio refuses to give anyone his autograph, as he thinks someone would try to sell it on e-Bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Tkdguy stays youthful by volunteering to be the space traveller twin in all those Twin Paradox demos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was in the chorus in the Bora Bora production of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy was one of the planes used in the film Tora ! Tora ! Tora ! (Hint: You see him take off from an aircraft carrier) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble lots his shorts once while engaging in futures speculation in the Polish lingerie market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once tried to involve me in the futures market, but the only onee he had were post apocalypse and filled with mutant bikers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has been terrified of the future ever since going to a Sex Pistols gig and being pointed at by Johnny Rotton when he sang 'There's no future, no future, no future for you' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble hates football, because one of his littermates got turned into one of the panels of the ball used in the 1982 World Cup final match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer however loves football and can regularly be seen carrying 3 or 4 at any one time. It's been speculated that he sleeps with them but, as no paternity claims have ever been filed, this is discounted by right thinking people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was in the deleted scene from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above After Orson Welles recut Citizen Cane, death tribble recut the recuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above In the Bogart classic movie Casablanca Marcus had a bit part playing an airplane pilot in the final scenes. Then they added the fog and his oscar winning moment was snatched from him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio went to bed hungry last night because he didn't like the rhubarb and garlic pizza he bought from the deli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy is one of the four TIE fighters shot down by Han and Luke in Star Wars as they escape the Death Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above As I sit, contemplating my life, I'm once again reminded of wise words imparted to me by the death tribble just before he left the room. "Narr'", he said to me in a voice soaked in gin and cheap cigars, "Narr', you've two choices in this world. You either cut the red wire or the blue wire, it's never a good idea to cut the green." And then he left the room at speed. So I sit, watching the clock count down and wonder which wire he would have cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio once received a Tony. He was furious. He wanted a Toni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble got annoyed at a mosquito whining around him in bed one night. He seized his alarm clock and threw it at the insect. Mare Imbrium was the result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above My life was incomplete until the day Cancer gave me a Yo-yo and then taught me how to use it. Now I smile a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio solves partial differential equations by flinging pots of jam at cinder block walls and interpreting the splatter patterns. For some unfathomable reason this works, as long as he uses jam flavors appropriate for the boundary conditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has a particular brutal way of punishing his students. They are grown as crops in a field and then he gets on his tractor to harvest them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Apparently the death tribble has invented a way of surfing on the fluctuation wave between chaos and causality. He's having trouble selling the TV rights though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio invented friction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie's Secret Identity: Fester Bestertester. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deep in his laboratory, L. Marcus works on his nuclear-powered Orion Space Battleship. He bought the blueprints in the flea market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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