Cancer Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble hosts drop-in Druidic fertility rite sessions twice a month. He rents the Fernacre henge for them, and makes a handsome profit in donations. And that doesn't include the free nookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is, in his non-copious spare time, working on a musical tone scale based on e. It's very avant garde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus is the world underwater discus champion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor voted 50 times in the last election, once in every state. How is a safely guarded secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble presented a paper at the UN Summit on Climate Change proposing that we drop CO2 emissions by having the entire world population breath into paper bags for 10 minutes each day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor presented a TV show 'So you think you narried your relation' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie wants to bid on Princess Beatrice's auctioned hat because it resembles a Tribble in a ticker-tape parade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty has the entire New Jersey Legislature wrapped around her paw, which explains a certain subsidy to a certain game-and-chocolate store. Out of frustration with her power, her political opponents spell the "satin" with two a's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once one of the basketballs used by Larry Byrd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble caused the glitch that delayed the Endeavour's launch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above TKD ran a pirate outfit in the Thirties, based out of Luzon. A chap with a whip bought him down, but a well-placed ax kick let him get away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus plays steel guitar and does back-up vocals in a country music band based in Uppsala. He idolizes Buck Owens, whose real name is Ingvar Bukkanowensson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer played the letter "L" on Sesame Street in the 70's but was replaced when he could no longer hide his binge milk drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Now Darbor played guitar.... so badly that David Bowie beat him to death with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is a cricket hooligan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer lobbied to have Astronomer added to the list of protected species under the Endangered Species Act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above The ghost of the only casualty in the Pig War haunts Darbor on the anniversary of the event. He's sworn off BBQ pork because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once said 'Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song for me.... It goes lke this. Shove off this is my patch sucker !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble got a restraining order against French president Nicolas Sarkozy. The order itself is sealed so no one but deathy and Nicky know the real reason and they aren't talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor proposed shark spanking day. The sharks did not like this one bit. And you wondered what got the sharks so riled they killed all those people in the Jaws films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Deathie has a pet Kraken in his fish tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcie has a pet Woolly Mammoth in his garden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever wonder how the Tribble came to be known as Death Tribble? Some fool had the nerve to call him The Dribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Darbor gets really incensed when people in the Boston area call him by his internet ID. The accent annoys him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was the first person to swim the English Channel while making motorboat noises with his lips the entire way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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