death tribble Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Remember the Sound of Music ? Those mountains that Julie Andrews are singing on ? That's L Marcus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Remember "Singing in the rain"? Yes, Death Tribble was the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Remember Oklahoma? Yeah, RB was the state of Oklahoma. And people say I need to go on a diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 BlueCloud: 10 kilograms of plutonium-239 in a five-kilogram bag. (The origin of his username becomes obvious.) BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Need a witness? - Cancer is your man. Or woman. Or tree. Or mineral. Actually he is so desperate for cash he'll take any job and like it. I even saw him once auditioning as Sylvester Stallone's body-double. They wanted to have his droopy eye-look back and he wanted to get the job. As second eye-lid in reserve. Some may call it pathetic, but I call it canceratic! A man/woman/tree/mineral/droopy eye - a mission! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Rotor Baron once had an affair with the entire Kansas City Chiefs team. I'm almost curious as to how many barrels of lube that required. Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 You ever hear that joke about the hunter who shoots a black bear and is then confronted by a brown bear, then a grizzly etc ? BlueCloud2k2 was that hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Death Tribble's real name is Stanislaus Gandalf Rainbow Tribble Spock Moonbeam Speszkowsky. This is what you get when you let Solidarnosc hippie trekkie Lord of the Ring fans across the Iron Curtain to procreate! And so it was seldomly done - after Tribble's birth never again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Roter Baron set the record for being kicked out of or banned from the most communes in a month for pillaging and burning. Of course, no one will ever beat his record since there were no survivors. Yes, ladies and gentlmen, the Peace Movement died thanks to our very own Roter Baron! Roter Baron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 BlueCloud uses the neighborhood sparrows to watch suspicious strangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Cancer hunts suspicious strangers for sport - with his squadron of mutated radioactive flying gorillas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Roter Baron's familiar is an iPad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 L Marcus masquerades as a Lemon Shark in public swimming baths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 Death Tribble's flying monkeys pilot Hawker Hurricanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 Cancer is a flying monkey. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 18, 2014 Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 I used to have a green-eyed rurry monster living under my bed. Guess who scared the poor fellow first almost to death and then away! - Right: Wasn't BC. He is the one who scared the monster away that scared my monster away! And he is now living under my bed! Man, I really don't mind your barbecueing although it would be nice if you shared a bratwurst now and then. BUT CAN'T YOU TURN DOWN THE MUSIC?!? SOME OF US HERE IN THIS BEDROOM HAVE TO GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING! And I hate Country ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Rotor Baron: the only person on the planet Earth who could confuse Death Metal for country-western. I guess that's what happens when you reach the ripe old age of 80 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Blue Cloud is the inventor of Death Country and Metal Western. Both make cows stampede. P.S.: Still waiting for that bratwurst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 P.S.: Still waiting for that bratwurst. Just remember: Roter Baron likes his bratwurst to be made from real brats. None of these spoiled but mild-mannered little snots that soccer moms produce. Roter Baron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Cancer was supposed to play John Coffey in The Green Mile but was turned down due to his preference for wearing plaid and speaking in a bad Irish brogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 BlueCloud lives in a bad Irish bog. The real estate agent really screwed him royally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 RB makes Amanan na Briona look positively sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Don't make L Marcus mad or he'll make you kiss a hippo. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Better then the polar bear snuggling contest that Death Tribble imposes on the guests at his parties. At least get the beast de-loused and don't feed it raw fish with onions before the thing! UUUGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Ever wonder where the idea for orcs came from? Tolkien met Roter Baron once and asked himself, "Who's that ugly fellow dressed like he's from Orkney?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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