Jump to content

So...About Seeker...


Theron

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 60
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Re: So...About Seeker...

 

Since the Song Spoof thread is buried deep, and it seems appropriate to the topic:

 

************************************

 

(To the tune of JoDee Messina’s ‘Bye-Bye’)

 

Bye-Bye Seeker

 

Boy it sure looked rough

KO’d on all the covers

Sinkin’ in the muck

 

You could have used a little

Fifth Edition

Combat Luck

 

All you needed was a little time

Just a little more time

For a new write-up, but Steve’s mind’s made up

 

Bye-bye, Seeker, don’t you curse

There’s a reboot on the Champions Universe

And a bunch of heroes torn out

And they ain’t never comin’ back

And that’s a fact

 

I tried all I can imagine

I argued and pleaded in true fanboy fashion

Steve said ‘No dice, the ninja’s gotta take a hike’

Bye-bye, bye-bye Seeker bye-bye

 

Don’t think that silly grin is gonna keep you in

Like it done before

You better sell that sword

Swing from the chandelier

And land out the door

 

I don’t know what you’re expected to do

Keep on searchin’ for the truth

Maybe find the final answer

Then become a dancer

 

Bye-bye, Seeker, don’t you curse

There’s a reboot on the Champions Universe

And a bunch of heroes torn out

And they are really truly gone

Just like you, Don

 

There are others like Professor Muerte

He sank down in the ocean sayin’

‘Que mala suerte’

Steve said ‘No dice, junior D has gotta take a hike’

Bye-bye, bye-bye Seeker bye-bye

 

Out of the game I guess

Couldn’t pass the test

And I think it’s sad

But it’s Ironclad

 

Bye-bye, Seeker, don’t you curse

There’s a reboot on the Champions Universe

And a bunch of heroes torn out

And they ain’t never comin’ back

And you can count on that

 

I tried, oh, I tried Mr. Morgan

Said I’d write a source book

Or donate an organ

Steve said ‘No dice, the ninja’s gotta take a hike’

Bye-bye, bye-bye, my Seeker bye-bye

 

Bye-bye, Seeker, don’t you curse

There’s a reboot on the Champions Universe

And a bunch of heroes torn out

And they ain’t never comin’ back

And that’s a fact

 

I tried all I can imagine

Said ‘Don’t turn your back on Watchers of the Dragon’

Steve said ‘No dice, the ninja’s gotta take a hike’

Bye-bye, bye-bye Seeker bye -bye

 

Bye-bye, bye-bye my Seeker bye-bye.

 

 

(Que mala suerte = What bad luck)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 5 years later...

Re: So...About Seeker...

 

It depends what you think WW2 Japanese commandoes would be like.

 

If they were ninja, then ninjitsu. If they were "just" commandoes, karate, and or jiu-jitsu.

 

Ninjitsu works for me.

 

Of course, my campaign also includes the elite Australian operatives that opposed them...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Re: So...About Seeker...

 

the problem I had was that Seeker didn't appear to know anything about being a Ninja.

 

He should have had Disguise. Other than that, though, he pretty much had the skills down.

 

That he didn't dress and behave like an angsty kabuki stage hand was a positive for me. A ninja should at all times behave as though they were not a ninja.

 

The disguise thing could be explained away, but such explanations are simultaneously unnecessary and cheesy. It is a weakness though.

 

As of course is the lack of resistant defences.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...