JmOz Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain From the annuals of Hero Games (I appoligise is it has been stated already) My Super-Hero Team did not trust me, so decided to become a villain to get revenge on them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain The invisible white rabbit told me I should be a good and considerate person. And then I thought, "What does an invisible white rabbit know, anyway?" So I shot it and had rabbit stew for dinner. One thing led to another, and here I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain How do you conceal being a cow? Glasses. "No one would ever suspect that mild mannered reporter Clark Kent is in actuality *dah de dah!* a cow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I've been playing Milkman Dan's "A game to destroy all your free time" from over at the NGD threads. I can't get rid of the %(@#&*$!! flyers fast enough. It's making me want to break things! Rage taking over! All humanity must pay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Glasses. "No one would ever suspect that mild mannered reporter Clark Kent is in actuality *dah de dah!* a cow." It works for Chicken Boo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I've been playing Milkman Dan's "A game to destroy all your free time" from over at the NGD threads. I can't get rid of the %(@#&*$!! flyers fast enough. It's making me want to break things! Rage taking over! All humanity must pay! And my plan becomes to finally take shape! Step 1: Get everyone playing a Flash game in their browser. Step 2: Step 3: World domination! There's something missing in my plan, but I just can't put my finger on it . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "Look at that cow's eyes. That cow's tasted human flesh, and he wants more! We gotta get out of here!" - Farmer's running in fear from Man-Eating Cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Why did I become a supervillain? Eh, why not? Because villains get all the good lines. To prove it's NOT a small world after all I'm not a villain, I'm just drawn that way..... It was either this or dentistry school, and while the laughing gas was fun, and the hours were better, and no one was trying to beat me up..... hey, why did I become a supervillain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I wanted to be a lumberjack, but got talked into barber school. I hate hair. I'm going to conquer the world so I can shave everybody bald and never deal with it again. Also, I'm OK, I work all night . . . something something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain And my plan becomes to finally take shape! Step 1: Get everyone playing a Flash game in their browser. Step 2: Step 3: World domination! There's something missing in my plan, but I just can't put my finger on it . . . Advertising. The whole reason you haven't succeeded yet is because not enough people know about the game. Once everyone in the world finds out about it and can't &^*%!! stop playing it, you can take whatever you want. World domination is assured! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain It works for Chicken Boo. Great reference! I owe you some Rep when I'm next able. Although the Animaniacs bit brings one question almost irresistibly to mind... Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I've been playing Milkman Dan's "A game to destroy all your free time" from over at the NGD threads. I can't get rid of the %(@#&*$!! flyers fast enough. It's making me want to break things! Rage taking over! All humanity must pay! This sounds pretty reasonable to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Great reference! I owe you some Rep when I'm next able. Although the Animaniacs bit brings one question almost irresistibly to mind... Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so, Pariah, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why did they write a song about him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinoMan18 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain becuse my mom told me to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain This world needs to prepare defences against superstrong, almost invincible, death-ray spewing aliens before my home planet invades in about 5 years. The only way to do that is to attack strategic points so they'll develop the resources and strategies to defend against them. 5 years later: "Whaddamean there was a coup and now you'll all pacificists!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Mommy said Santa Claus would get me a new bike or a playstation for Christmas if I was good. Then I figured out, "Hey I can rip apart bank vaults with my bare hands, if I'm bad and I get myself a bike and a playstation.". Shortly thereafter I was expelled from primary school for "disruptive behaviour" and it was all downhill from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I don't know but every year cows get shot by deer hunters that thin[k] they're deer. There are deer hunters that think they're deer? That's some pretty potent stuff they're drinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "To prove my megalomania is better than everyone else's!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "If that blighter, Freddy Foswell, can make I go of it, I'm sure I can, eh what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain There are deer hunters that think they're deer? That's some pretty potent stuff they're drinking! Every year, hunters get shot by other hunters who mistake them for deer (upright deer in blue jeans, I guess) or squirrels (presumably very lartge squirrels wearing red flannel jackets), so cows aren't that big a stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Every year' date=' hunters get shot by other hunters who mistake them for deer (upright deer in blue jeans, I guess) or squirrels (presumably very lartge squirrels wearing red flannel jackets), so cows aren't that big a stretch.[/quote'] In fact, if you're particularly good at that kind of hunting, you can become Vice President of the United States one day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Because I'm a hyperintelligent white lab mouse, sharing a cage with a spazzy, beetle-headed doofus with the intellect of a mule hoof. So, to relieve the monotony, what am I going to do tonight? The same thing I do every night...try to take over the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Watcher Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "The Frugal Tourist's Guide To the Milky Way said that robbing banks and fighting local mutants were two of the top ten things to do when visiting Earth." "I got arrested for public intoxication in Latveria, and this is my community service sentence." "Job security." "Supervillain? No, I'm just interning with ARGENT. This is just for the credit hours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Villain? I thought this was an Iron Age setting!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "The Frugal Tourist's Guide To the Milky Way said that robbing banks and fighting local mutants were two of the top ten things to do when visiting Earth." Yeah, maybe you should have paid a little extra for the Encyclopaedia Galactica. But don't panic. Everything will turn out all right in the end. You did remember to bring along a towel, didn't you? (BTW, Repped.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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